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My dreams are so real they scare me. I hear names in my dreams I wake up and call the people and magic happens. #cantmakethisup

The prophecies are manifesting. Wait til you see what happened.
#truestory  My dreams are so real they scare me. I hear names in my dreams I wake up and call the people and magic happens. #cantmakethisup  The prophecies are manifesting. Wait til you see what happened.
Real life,real love, and real music will never die! My family, faith,and music is all I need! (Recorded 12/16/16) πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™ŒπŸ½ Pops way!  #Facts #Nolie #BornAgain #intheworks #kingshitonly #cantmakethisup #bars #rap #rapper #storyofmylife #fashion #missinmypops #producer #music #freestyle  #therapy #hiphop #realmc #devanrmoni #gold #rolex  #incrediblecreations #jewelry #chains #locs #ridin #instrumentals
Cow loose in BROOKLYN....cow like I'm not goin back to slauther house to be nobody ribs haaaaaaa #cantmakethisup ca t believe @channel7abcnews been on this for half hr....than again we don't see this in Brooklyn unless on a plate....
Cow loose in BROOKLYN....cow like I'm not goin back to slauther house to be nobody ribs haaaaaaa #cantmakethisup  ca t believe @channel7abcnews been on this for half hr....than again we don't see this in Brooklyn unless on a plate....
It's something about brunch.. 1. you're cheap..get two steaks, 2. yeah no shit no salmon it's a tuna bowl also I would hope your chicken is well, 3. what the fuck is a farmersno? #wtf #tickets #kitchentape #picsfromthepass #kitchenlife #serverlife #truecooks #truecooksstreetteam #isthisreal #itsreallife #cantmakethisup #foryourentertainment #itsfunny #humorme #sundaybrunch #brunch
My book is going to be relentless ❀ #mybook #nextchapter #cantmakethisup ❀
That one time at chillicothee when we helped a stranger push his passed out drunk friends golf cart into an inflatable pool #chillicothee #ezrider #budweiser #golfcart #biker #scootertrash #shitshow #whathappened #thumbsup #awshit #cantmakethisup #goodtime #cyanextyear #sauce #6am #fuckery #wtfisthatahyundai
πŸ€”......I'm at a lost for words. Y'all Trump supporters better not NEVER say nothing else bad about Obama. Omg I CANT WITH THIS GUYπŸ˜‚πŸ’€ #pinoccio #HesSoLostAsPresident #smh #cantmakethisup #trump #greatjob #comedy #theview #laughs #american #wakeup #whatsnext
Ever have one of those days where it’s hard to get out of the house on your way to work.  Yes that’s what I was wearing when I went out on the canoe to retrieve the beave.  What did you do before work this morning? #Mondays #monday #mondaymotivation #mondaymood #lifeouthere #beaver #outdoors #outdoorsmen #suitstoboots #cantmakethisup #countryboy #cityboy #urbanfashion
Ginger looking for attention so she stole the show last night. Strutted around with a Pacifier in her mouth. So funny to watch. #neveradullmoment #ginger #needsattention #jealously #hilarious #cantmakethisup
So this afternoon as I headed out Marcus put this in my Jeep & told me to stay safe β€œyou never know when the zombie apocalypse is coming” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ #truestory #zombies #apocalypse #nerf #lifewithmarcus #cantmakethisup
Llama in a van waiting to go get a haircut #cantmakethisup #NurseLaughLove #MedicalSolutions #LakeTobias
The many faces of Finntastic! 🀣πŸ’ͺ🏻 happy 10th my sweet funny nephew ❀️ #birthday #birthdayboy #family #sunday #funday #party #crazy #cantmakethisup #funny #love #cake #letthemeatcake
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So I met Julia in 2014. We were charging our phones. We started talking about being #Jewish. I shared with her my story. I explained how I coped with losing my parents. Out of thousands of people we were brought to the moment. She expressed her thanks. 
3 years later I have a dream and Jim Carey told to me to contact him through Dr. Julia. I woke up talked @tinophilly who said somebody named Julia texted him not long after I texted him my dream. I went through my phone and saw the name Julia with Hebrew letters under it and called. She was in awe. I told her my dream and she told me she got published and the story was about our meeting at Penn Station in #2014 
That's when I felt scared. I felt destiny at work. It was very intimidating. To know of such power. She said "you changed my life." She went on to tell me of my impact and how thankful she is. She didn't save my contact info years ago so she couldn't reach me. The whole published story thing was a miracle. 
So much I didn't say. It's too unbelievable. Only a few can see this and recognize ☝🏿at work. 
I'm definitely most blessed forever and my impact will be felt for many generations to come.
#cantmakethisup  So I met Julia in 2014. We were charging our phones. We started talking about being #Jewish . I shared with her my story. I explained how I coped with losing my parents. Out of thousands of people we were brought to the moment. She expressed her thanks. 3 years later I have a dream and Jim Carey told to me to contact him through Dr. Julia. I woke up talked @tinophilly who said somebody named Julia texted him not long after I texted him my dream. I went through my phone and saw the name Julia with Hebrew letters under it and called. She was in awe. I told her my dream and she told me she got published and the story was about our meeting at Penn Station in #2014  That's when I felt scared. I felt destiny at work. It was very intimidating. To know of such power. She said "you changed my life." She went on to tell me of my impact and how thankful she is. She didn't save my contact info years ago so she couldn't reach me. The whole published story thing was a miracle. So much I didn't say. It's too unbelievable. Only a few can see this and recognize ☝🏿at work. I'm definitely most blessed forever and my impact will be felt for many generations to come.
"I'll be searching for those moments of always within never. Beauty, in this world."
#Muriel Barbery, The Elegance of the Hedgehog  #boulder#bouldercolorado #icantbelieveilivehere #ilovewhereilive #cantmakethisup#bobolink#naturewalk #photooftheday#fallday #restful #beautytoyou#likearennaisancepainting #therealthing#reflection
When the 40 plus crowd for Frankie Beverly hear bodak yellow @iamcardib #bodakyellow #cantmakethisup @usofsolo you see this shit.. #wolfcreek
#uber bumping #westcost #mack10 #dogpound then #cellycell  #cantmakethisup  amd turned it up and rolled windows down when we hit #millave #lol #vtown to #tempe #cali #yayarea #thebay to #LA #thecabintempe #grandopening #asutailgate
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚So this happened today! We sold our TV and when my wife was setting up for us to drop it off, the convo went a little like this...πŸ‘€πŸ†™
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It was pure accident, but too comical! I almost had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard!
#cantmakethisup #comedy #realtalk
πŸ€£πŸ˜‚So this happened today! We sold our TV and when my wife was setting up for us to drop it off, the convo went a little like this...πŸ‘€πŸ†™ πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ It was pure accident, but too comical! I almost had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard! #cantmakethisup  #comedy  #realtalk 
Yup...... he’s all mine πŸ€¦πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ #cantmakethisup #openhouse
Everybody you start with isn't gonna finish with you! You got to prepare yourself for the solo mission sometimes! Me and my Brothers all we got! #Facts #Nolie #BornAgain #intheworks #kingshitonly #cantmakethisup #bars #brothers #storyofmylife #formydad #fashion #strickly4self #missinmypops #mydaddysons #music #freestyle  #therapy #hiphop #realmc #devanrmoni #gold #rolex  #incrediblecreations #jewelry #chains #locs #ridin #incrediblecreationslifestyle #instrumentals
Everybody you start with isn't gonna finish with you! You got to prepare yourself for the solo mission sometimes! Me and my Brothers all we got! #Facts  #Nolie  #BornAgain  #intheworks  #kingshitonly  #cantmakethisup  #bars  #brothers  #storyofmylife  #formydad  #fashion  #strickly4self  #missinmypops  #mydaddysons  #music  #freestyle  #therapy  #hiphop  #realmc  #devanrmoni  #gold  #rolex  #incrediblecreations  #jewelry  #chains  #locs  #ridin  #incrediblecreationslifestyle  #instrumentals 
Come get Colt45 #cantmakethisup #lol #rofl
Saturday watching the young 🀴🏽's learn the fundamentals of the game. They don't know how much they're going to miss these days!  #Facts #Nolie #BornAgain #intheworks #kingshitonly #cantmakethisup #bars  #storyofmylife #boys #basketball #fashion #strickly4self #missinmypops #mydaddysons #music #freestyle #addidas #hiphop #realmc #devanrmoni #gold #kotd  #incrediblecreations #jewelry #chains #locs #ridin #longhairdontcare #instrumentals
Saturday watching the young 🀴🏽's learn the fundamentals of the game. They don't know how much they're going to miss these days! #Facts  #Nolie  #BornAgain  #intheworks  #kingshitonly  #cantmakethisup  #bars  #storyofmylife  #boys  #basketball  #fashion  #strickly4self  #missinmypops  #mydaddysons  #music  #freestyle  #addidas  #hiphop  #realmc  #devanrmoni  #gold  #kotd  #incrediblecreations  #jewelry  #chains  #locs  #ridin  #longhairdontcare  #instrumentals 
When you have a million things to do, the toddler will stage a 3 hour whine-fest.

#toddlerproblems #omg #heeventriedtorunaway #cantmakethisup #momofboys
No joke, we were on flight #420 from Denver to Atlanta...on #fridaythe13th ✈️ || #cantmakethisup #unplanned #hometownbound #denverairport #ATL
Freedom In Christ was truly a blessing tonight I'm KCK...Rocked the stage with the fellas. #cantmakethisup #Comedy #Comedians #Tour #Funny #Brothers #Happy #Smile #KCK #Kansas #Tour
So its the second hole and this #fuckin plane comes in for a landing ... couldnt ask for a better ending to a vacation then golfing in B.C. and having this happen. #sandpipergolfcourse #harrison #landing #plane #par5 #cantmakethisup #sandpipergolfclub #perfectending #vacationmode #britishcolumbia #golfing
If you were bit by the #FridayThe13th bug..This should give you a lil laugh for the evening.. #CantMakeThisUp..At this point its just funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I just wonder how many world leaders saw this and said "You're the President of the Virgin Islands you idiot!!!!!" πŸ€” 😩
If you were bit by the #FridayThe13th  bug..This should give you a lil laugh for the evening.. #CantMakeThisUp ..At this point its just funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I just wonder how many world leaders saw this and said "You're the President of the Virgin Islands you idiot!!!!!" πŸ€” 😩
The moment you really realize Trump is a idiot πŸ˜‚ LMAO!! #notmypresident #fucktrump #fucktrumpsupporters #idiot #trump #dumbass #cantmakethisup
"How Are you Hurt, But Not Really Hurt" πŸ€”πŸ€’πŸ€•πŸ€Had To Express Myself #CantMakeThisUp 😭
"How Are you Hurt, But Not Really Hurt" πŸ€”πŸ€’πŸ€•πŸ€Had To Express Myself #CantMakeThisUp  😭
The President of the US Virgin Islands after getting off the phone with The President of The United States of America #ummm #cantmakethisup #hesaidit #trump #moron #civicslessontime #25thamendmentnow #thisguy #thisfuckingguy #crazy #idiot #runningourcountry #gurlbaiiii #instajl #youredone #cheetoincharge #buhbye #peaceout #usa
#fbf to that time the chair at IAH decided it couldn't go on. #fridaythe13th #traveling #airtravel #breakingchairsandtakingnames ・・・
The chair at the airport terminal broke under me. Maybe I need to go on a diet! #maybetoomuchstuffingmyface #cantmakethisup
Ich bin so durch mit dem heutigen Tag!!! Was an einem Tag alles passieren kann... so einen Scheiss kann ich mir noch nicht einmal ausdenken!!! #done #dontfuckinpushme #alreadyontheedge #soclosetolosingit #cantmakethisup
Best friend sent this shortly after my adventures at Whole Foods! I just saw Lando in the parking lot! No lie! Same hair, mustache.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Best friend sent this shortly after my adventures at Whole Foods! I just saw Lando in the parking lot! No lie! Same hair, mustache.......πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
My 2nd grader has some interesting ideas on painting... #funny #kids #homeschool #cantmakethisup #entertainment #momlife
Those days my almost 3 year old is found constantly "twirling", dancing to the beat of her own made up song, saying her favorite sushi restaurant is "crumbled" because that's her word for crowded, or she has stomped all over her peanut butter crackers for fun I'm reminded life as her mom sometimes feels like I'm dealing with a tiny drunk human. Entertaining, filled with laughter, and a lot of frustration too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Those days my almost 3 year old is found constantly "twirling", dancing to the beat of her own made up song, saying her favorite sushi restaurant is "crumbled" because that's her word for crowded, or she has stomped all over her peanut butter crackers for fun I'm reminded life as her mom sometimes feels like I'm dealing with a tiny drunk human. Entertaining, filled with laughter, and a lot of frustration too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
17 years ago I stopped using my paternal last name. Oddly my new credit card was sent in my old name. Give er a read. When I called the bank my lovely customer service guy had a full belly laugh. Reminded me of my childhood. #nameshame #cantmakethisup #namechanger #mygrandfathersnamewasharry
We met a celebrity cow...blue ribbon winner at the NY State Fair and featured in Cowsmopolitan Magazine. Really. 2 years old and 900 lbs #cow #upstateny #moo #cantmakethisup
We met a celebrity cow...blue ribbon winner at the NY State Fair and featured in Cowsmopolitan Magazine. Really. 2 years old and 900 lbs #cow  #upstateny  #moo  #cantmakethisup 
Bored of normal, so T-800 seemed like the logical upgrade. #stylefriday can be fun when you know wtf you're doing. Good day 😘
Bored of normal, so T-800 seemed like the logical upgrade. #stylefriday  can be fun when you know wtf you're doing. Good day 😘
So in the realm of are you kidding me, there is a lab that delivers their denture teeth with chocolate bars. Gonna let my local drug dealer know that he should start passing out admission to rehab with his bags. #cantmakethisup #nycdentist #nycperiodontist @activeperio
So in the realm of are you kidding me, there is a lab that delivers their denture teeth with chocolate bars. Gonna let my local drug dealer know that he should start passing out admission to rehab with his bags. #cantmakethisup  #nycdentist  #nycperiodontist  @activeperio