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After a plate of fried oysters at Casemetto’s, washed down with a cold Dixie beer, we played a show at legendary @tipitinasuptown. To celebrate the birthday of @therealestherrose a whole crew of road dogs wet their whistles at a place called Sidney’s. There I ran into all kinds of old pals. We were two stepping and buying drinks when I realized my coat was stolen, which included my phone and a notebook. 
The next day the culprit answered a call on my phone from my tour manager’s cell phone. To make a long story short the culprit turns out was a crackhead. He proposed a deal whereby if we paid him $80 he would give me my phone back. My coat and notebook were nowhere to be found. Instead of driving the tour bus to the spot we Ubered to the corner of Esplanade and N. Claiborne. After literally having to wrestle the phone away from him the deal was done. Thanks to my ace tour manager @toddkth for having my back all the way!
Moral of the story here kids: 1. Never hesitate to two step with your friends 2. Don’t leave valuables out for the taking 3. Don’t smoke crack. All in all just another amazing New Orleans experience. Film photo by @hale.harvey #cantmakethisup #pokeylafargetour #dawsondenim
After a plate of fried oysters at Casemetto’s, washed down with a cold Dixie beer, we played a show at legendary @tipitinasuptown. To celebrate the birthday of @therealestherrose a whole crew of road dogs wet their whistles at a place called Sidney’s. There I ran into all kinds of old pals. We were two stepping and buying drinks when I realized my coat was stolen, which included my phone and a notebook. The next day the culprit answered a call on my phone from my tour manager’s cell phone. To make a long story short the culprit turns out was a crackhead. He proposed a deal whereby if we paid him $80 he would give me my phone back. My coat and notebook were nowhere to be found. Instead of driving the tour bus to the spot we Ubered to the corner of Esplanade and N. Claiborne. After literally having to wrestle the phone away from him the deal was done. Thanks to my ace tour manager @toddkth for having my back all the way! Moral of the story here kids: 1. Never hesitate to two step with your friends 2. Don’t leave valuables out for the taking 3. Don’t smoke crack. All in all just another amazing New Orleans experience. Film photo by @hale.harvey #cantmakethisup  #pokeylafargetour  #dawsondenim 
Something seems off 🤔 #cantmakethisup #youdonemessedupaaron #fail #snowmageddon2017
It’s Monday! I hope you are as motivated to work as you were to wake up early on Sunday to go to church. BING! #payattention #cantmakethisup
It’s Monday! I hope you are as motivated to work as you were to wake up early on Sunday to go to church. BING! #payattention  #cantmakethisup 
No words. 🎅🏼☠️? Did not get of car to snap this! #cantmakethisup #gasparilla
We do this shit everyday ain't no limit with us!! @gucciii___ #inreallife #cantmakethisup
I was 17 & just copped my first whip and put 22s on it. I always been focused, in my lane and getting to the money 💯

#CantMakeThisUp #ThrowBackThursday
Uncomfortable conversations with my 4 year old. Who ever decided to not buy this and stick it on the chocolate chip shelf.....thanks really appreciate that one. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #cantmakethisup #momlife #wtf #what4yearoldssay #target
Are you ready for some #football? Freya picked her 🏈 up when the game started. #smartpuppy #cantmakethisup #thursdaynightfootball #gsdpuppy
when the weekend comes to an end and Monday comes at you like...BAM, a face full of boxes😂 #reallife #cantmakethisup #sprint
We do this shit everyday ain't no limit with us!! @gucciii___ #inreallife #cantmakethisup
When Ikea and jet lag get the best of you. #cantmakethisup #powernap #mommassleepysidekick
After a plate of fried oysters at Casemetto’s, washed down with a cold Dixie beer, we played a show at legendary @tipitinasuptown. To celebrate the birthday of @therealestherrose a whole crew of road dogs wet their whistles at a place called Sidney’s. There I ran into all kinds of old pals. We were two stepping and buying drinks when I realized my coat was stolen, which included my phone and a notebook. 
The next day the culprit answered a call on my phone from my tour manager’s cell phone. To make a long story short the culprit turns out was a crackhead. He proposed a deal whereby if we paid him $80 he would give me my phone back. My coat and notebook were nowhere to be found. Instead of driving the tour bus to the spot we Ubered to the corner of Esplanade and N. Claiborne. After literally having to wrestle the phone away from him the deal was done. Thanks to my ace tour manager @toddkth for having my back all the way!
Moral of the story here kids: 1. Never hesitate to two step with your friends 2. Don’t leave valuables out for the taking 3. Don’t smoke crack. All in all just another amazing New Orleans experience. Film photo by @hale.harvey #cantmakethisup #pokeylafargetour #dawsondenim
After a plate of fried oysters at Casemetto’s, washed down with a cold Dixie beer, we played a show at legendary @tipitinasuptown. To celebrate the birthday of @therealestherrose a whole crew of road dogs wet their whistles at a place called Sidney’s. There I ran into all kinds of old pals. We were two stepping and buying drinks when I realized my coat was stolen, which included my phone and a notebook. The next day the culprit answered a call on my phone from my tour manager’s cell phone. To make a long story short the culprit turns out was a crackhead. He proposed a deal whereby if we paid him $80 he would give me my phone back. My coat and notebook were nowhere to be found. Instead of driving the tour bus to the spot we Ubered to the corner of Esplanade and N. Claiborne. After literally having to wrestle the phone away from him the deal was done. Thanks to my ace tour manager @toddkth for having my back all the way! Moral of the story here kids: 1. Never hesitate to two step with your friends 2. Don’t leave valuables out for the taking 3. Don’t smoke crack. All in all just another amazing New Orleans experience. Film photo by @hale.harvey #cantmakethisup  #pokeylafargetour  #dawsondenim 
Open your eyes 🐑 #payattention #cantmakethisup
I gave away some furniture in preparation for my move into my #solo apartment next week and the guy who came to get it rolled up in this. #nyliving #yellowbus #smallbus #wheels #makeitwork #getitdone #cantmakethisup #iloveny #moveit #soldieroflove
Roy Moore gives interview with 12 year old girl today.  #cantmakethisup #badvisual #pervert
Well my oven is clean but now I have a new problem. 😡😡😡 #cantmakethisup #cleaningsucks #nowwhat
. . . 
In June

I start to study sacred geometry
Remarkable things follow
On a daily basis

The particular form I'm working with
MerKaBa
Is also expressed as Shiva and Shakti
In a yoga workshop I attend last weekend

The workshop  @rootcenteryoga  @manorama9
It was life-altering
On numerous levels

Got a few new books today
(Ever notice how good books smell?) Open to a random page

And the adventure continues
. . . 
#SoloLisaLife #CantMakeThisUp
. . . In June I start to study sacred geometry Remarkable things follow On a daily basis The particular form I'm working with MerKaBa Is also expressed as Shiva and Shakti In a yoga workshop I attend last weekend The workshop @rootcenteryoga @manorama9 It was life-altering On numerous levels Got a few new books today (Ever notice how good books smell?) Open to a random page And the adventure continues . . . #SoloLisaLife  #CantMakeThisUp 
No words. 🎅🏼☠️? Did not get of car to snap this! #cantmakethisup #gasparilla
I turned around and this is exactly what she looked like 😂 #cantmakethisup #emmasophia #twoyearsold
When one of your best friends makes you "an offer you can't refuse" on something for your office and you inadvertantly realize that the sculptor actually gave her a wedgie. #really #cantmakethisup
When one of your best friends makes you "an offer you can't refuse" on something for your office and you inadvertantly realize that the sculptor actually gave her a wedgie. #really  #cantmakethisup 
when the weekend comes to an end and Monday comes at you like...BAM, a face full of boxes😂 #reallife #cantmakethisup #sprint
It’s Monday! I hope you are as motivated to work as you were to wake up early on Sunday to go to church. BING! #payattention #cantmakethisup
It’s Monday! I hope you are as motivated to work as you were to wake up early on Sunday to go to church. BING! #payattention  #cantmakethisup 
Christmas shopping killing us all!! Maybe I should check on her. #christmasatwalmart#walmart#helpme #mandown #ijustcant #imwrongforthis #cantmakethisup #merrychristmas #ineedadrink
That time you are shopping for your sons and wonder if the shorts are long enough only to turn around and realize they are being modeled for you😳😂 #sorryacademy #fashionshow #nike #truestory #cantmakethisup
Merry Christmas from our shit show, to yours! 
This might be funny to me next year. 
#merrychristmas #wtf #cantmakethisup
The tree is up! And after two very funny rounds of bears vs. babies I am ready for bed. My favorite part of the night is when my husband said “her lobster monster beat you because she has a saucy sombrero.” #cantmakethisup #bearsvsbabies #familyday
The tree is up! And after two very funny rounds of bears vs. babies I am ready for bed. My favorite part of the night is when my husband said “her lobster monster beat you because she has a saucy sombrero.” #cantmakethisup  #bearsvsbabies  #familyday 
Uncomfortable conversations with my 4 year old. Who ever decided to not buy this and stick it on the chocolate chip shelf.....thanks really appreciate that one. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #cantmakethisup #momlife #wtf #what4yearoldssay #target
Successful Christmas tree hunt! We bagged a great 11 footer....even had the bonus dead chipmunk....Clark Griswold was smiling down upon us! #christmasvacation #cantmakethisup
Successful Christmas tree hunt! We bagged a great 11 footer....even had the bonus dead chipmunk....Clark Griswold was smiling down upon us! #christmasvacation  #cantmakethisup 
My day 1 my ace my nerve my bro #CANTMAKETHISUP
Everyday be reminded your worth; everyday remember you give value to earth.
#alwaysenough #lovethelifeyoulive #lovethelifewelive #stayafloat #newbook #thisisjust #us #cantmakethisup #queen  #not #tappingout #trueflavors #worthy #grace
Sad truth. 🤦🏽‍♂️ #payattention #cantmakethisup
My kids stopped eating Trix when they went to the natural colors, and no longer had neon blue and green. They said it tasted different. #cantmakethisup I stumbled across new 'Classic Trix this morning. Also, the chip reader at the register I was at was malfunctioning and I had to write a check. I can't even believe I had my check book with me! #feelingold
My kids stopped eating Trix when they went to the natural colors, and no longer had neon blue and green. They said it tasted different. #cantmakethisup  I stumbled across new 'Classic Trix this morning. Also, the chip reader at the register I was at was malfunctioning and I had to write a check. I can't even believe I had my check book with me! #feelingold 
When you’ve had a week from hell, cancelled birthday weekend and wake up at 4 am to a puking-feverish child on your 40th birthday...#joefuckingpopowicz #40 #40AF #birthdaypresent #birthdaymonth #lol #thisisus #cantmakethisup #husband #father #love #bffs #thisis40