Today's #d20monstermash rolls were a 3 & 13 for a Golem and an Abominable Snowman! I knew one of these actually existed in Legend and Lore. Frosty the Snowman. Of course, like Hanzel and Grettle or Little Red Riding Hood the story got softer and softer as the years went on. In the original Hebrew, the Golem was set forth with a command placed on a prayer scroll in his mouth. Well, Frosty was the product of the mystic in a trible of Orthodox Yeti in the mountains of Central Europe. The cold would not stop him, it would only make him stronger.
Box Text: "Frosty, the Snowman, Was a fairy tale they say, but the legends say, he could crush and slay, anyone like you and me!
Down to the village, a war maul in his hands, running here and there, all around the square looking for his mark to slay.
He led them down the streets of town, right to adventurering schlocks and he only paused a moment, to squash them with a "POP!"
But Frosty the Golem, had to hurry on his way, he left crowd to cry, praying to the sky, he won't be back again some day."
*Note: this is my first entry or reasonable attempt at digital art to post. It's pretty garbage over all, but it's a first step. Going to get more tips tomorrow. G'night.