This is what my stomach looks like after I eat at Chipotle. #StormBrewing
- follow those who lead you, but learn to lead yourself -
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. As a matter of fact, EVERYBODY PUT THE STONES DOWN!
Sometimes you just gotta stop and check your social status.
I found my first grey pube. It was very upsetting. And I’ll tell you this, if I find another one, I am NOT going back to that Sbarro!
Whenever they do a reboot of A Christmas Story, they should use detergent pods to wash Ralphie’s mouth out with.
• This is Dee. He lives under the Canalport on-ramp under the Expressway. I asked him how he’s handling the cold. He said that if he makes it to summer then he handled it just fine
If I find an m&m in the couch, it takes all of my will power not to eat it. I’m just kidding. I always eat it.
I once accidentally pooped on a shower curtain. It was a poomergency. Here is a completely unrelated picture of some clouds reflecting in a building.
I promise I will post something that’s not buildings sometime soon, but these handsome ass buildings are clogging up my camera