Chapter 1 part 2 "Phil?! Phil are you okay?" I heard a panicky voice, but it wasn't Hayley. It was a deep masculine voice, an unfamiliar voice. "I'm mean I'm as okay as a guy on the floor feeling like they are going to pass out can be." I mumbled sarcastically. I heard a high pitched giggle and I opened my eyes to be met with brown ones right in front of mine. They were unlike anything I have ever seen. So weird but so familiar at the same time. "Whoa you're really close," "So I am, pretty boy, is there an issue with that?" He smirked at me. With that I just knew my face went bright red with embarrassment. I don't know why my face did though, because I hate this guy. "Are you going to help me up or are you going to just continue to sit on top of me?" "I mean I can sit on you if that's what you want kitten." He flashed that smile again. "Please just get off, save me the embarrassment, everyone is watching, and this is embarrassing." I stumbled not being able to find words. "Why are you embarrassed my kitten?" "Please get off me Dan," I started to get louder. "Hmm" He mimicked like he was thinking but anyone could tell it was fake. "On one condition." "Which is?" "Come to the party tonight, I have never seen you at a party." "Yeah I don't come because of you," Well that came out wrong, I don't come because he annoys me not because I like him, because I don't. "Oh is that so?" He leaned even more forward our noses brushing. "That's not what I meant." "Mk, yeah sureeeee, So it is a deal or not? Because I don't have classes for another two periods so I am free to just sit here." "Fine," I mumbled irritated. "Fine what?" "Fine I'll go to that dumb ass party you want me to go to Mr. Howell," I sassed. "Awe what a good kitten!" He ruffled my hair a bit. "Don't show up and you'll get it kitty," He joked. "Of course I'm going to show up, a deal is a deal," Which sadly I meant it. After that he helped me up and picked up my books for me. "Thanks." I said grimly. "No problem kitty, see you tonight!" What happened next was baffling. He reached over and pinch my butt when I was walking away! Did the Dan Howell have a thing for me? I squeaked
Fuck boy chapter 1
Dan Howell, god I hate that kid. He's so self centered and literally cares about no one. He's hot and he knows it. Plus he's what the kids call bisexual, which is bullshit. He just says that because the girls in our school started to realize he was shit and didn't care. Since he couldn't get anymore women he started fucking men. It's ridiculous how much he wants sex. It goes the same every Friday night. He'll show up to some shitty party and get some girl or guy and then pull them into a room. I'm not sure whether I should pity them, or just acknowledge the fact that they are dumbasses. I mean he's not all that anyway. He's like maybe a 5, probably less, I mean to me anyway, I'm like as gay as it gets but I don't see that much appeal in him. For some odd reason most people do however, which he only feeds off of them. The rumor is, if he remembers your name in the morning, then you might be more than just a random one night stand with him. I don't know if I believe it however, I do believe that he doesn't remember anyone's name, but honestly I don't believe he thinks anything of you even if he does remember your name. "Phil?" I noticed a hand waving in front of me. I shook my head and stepped backwards. "Earth to Phil. You have just be staring at Dan for an eternity. The weird thing is he's been looking back." Hayley shook me by the shoulders. "God I hate that guy" I growled "Yeah Sure you do Phil, that's why I have caught you checking him out so much." She rolled her eyes at me. "Don't roll your eyes!" I bit. "I don't have a thing for douchebag Dan over there." "Awe! You even gave him a nickname. I'm sorry Phil, but literally anyone who is friends with you knows. All you talk about it Dan anymore." "Yeah because I hate him!" I shouted and she started walking away. I ran through the ocean of students trying to catch up. Right before I was about to reach her I ran into someone. I fell backwards on my bum, squealing in pain. It really hurt falling backwards so quickly. I closed my eyes and just decided to lay there a minute, because I didn't think I could get up.
http://bible.com/1/gen.2.21-23.kjv Respect the side chick 😂 “And she said, Behold my maid #Bilhah , go in unto her; and she shall bear upon my knees, that I may also have children by her.
And Bilhah conceived, and bare Jacob a son. And #Rachel said, God hath judged me, and hath also heard my voice, and hath given me a son: therefore called she his name #Dan .
And #Leah said, Happy am I, for the daughters will call me blessed: and she called his name #Asher . And #Reuben went in the days of wheat harvest, and found mandrakes in the field, and brought them unto his #motherLeah . Then #Rachel said to Leah, Give me, I pray thee, of thy son's mandrakes.
And #Jacob came out of the field in the evening, and #Leah went out to meet him, and said, Thou must come in unto me; for surely I have #hired thee with my son's #mandrakes . And he lay with her that night. And God hearkened unto Leah, and she conceived, and bare Jacob the fifth son. And Leah said, God hath given me #myhire , because I have given my maiden to my husband: and she called his name #Issachar .
And Leah said, God hath endued me with a good #dowry ; now will my #husband dwell with me, because I have born him six sons: and she called his name #Zebulun .
And 👀God remembered #Rachel , and God hearkened to her, and opened her womb.
And she called his name #Joseph ; and 🍑, The Lord shall add to me another son.
Give me 😂🍑my #wives and my children, for whom I have served thee, and let me go: for thou knowest my service which I have done thee.”
Genesis 30:3, 5-6, 13-14, 16-18, 20, 22, 24, 26 KJV
Phil Lester. The punk prince of this school. He's not even a punk anyway, he's likeable, smart, popular, hot - no what am I thinking I HATE Phil Lester. I'm supposed to be the only punk kid in this school but here comes Phil freshman year completely changed. *flashback*
I saw him, a punk kid cool we could be friends! We could talk about bands, go to Hot Topic, and just be normal friends. "Phil Lester" "Here"! Wait Phil Lester, as in that weird ass kid from middle school . What. The. Fuck. No this is not okay, I've been punk forever and he- he's just a poser- and wait, is that a crowd of people talking to him, admiring his tattoos- his mom would NEVER allow him to do that, they even look fake, all mine are REAL. You know what. I take that back. I HATE Phil Lester, I will NEVER be friends with him, he can't steal what's already been mine. That little fucking poser, I hope you never talk to me EVER. *end of flashback*
That was two years ago and he has talked to me A LOT and believe me I've made it VERY clear that I hate him. And now it's the last day of school and I have to spend a week at his lake house, but at least my friends will be there to keep me sane. Oh Gerard please kill me. // What will happen next? Comment below!!