You know you've reached a higher level in life when you're instagraming the old man slippers you got for a belated bday present which perfectly compliments your old man sweater.
I was so disappointed that I didnt get slippers for my bday but tried to not act like it, but the Bonnie to my Clyde (my gorgeous wife) seen right through the charade and came through with the slips!
Everyone is so worried about getting older, I'm loving it!
Financially I have zero worries, I am happy with who I am, I'm in better shape now than 15 years ago and I'm old enough to not take shit from anyone and just do me. I'm slowly becoming "Mr Steal Yo Grandma" lolol