"Oh, these young kids today don't even wear clothes without holes in them anymore. What a shame! Back in my day, ..." Okay, #1 : Listen, I'm thirty-fucking-one. I'm not "a young kid"...It's bad enough that I get carded every damn time I try to buy a bottle of wine. I don't need that from random people on the street. Not my fault you've been here since the Big Bang.
#2 : I don't criticize your choice of suspenders that keep your pants up to your armpits so don't judge my holes with some denim around them, okay?! #deepbreaths#donothitrandompeople#whatareyoumutteringaboutoverthere#thisclosetopunchingaseniorcitizen#feelslikeamonday
That minute you drive in rush hour traffic to drop the dog off at the vet because he ripped his stitches out and forgot an umbrella and it's POURING down rain... and the kids have soccer camp.... 😑😑 #feelslikeamonday