We’ve been together now for almost an entire decade. From the start of our relationship, travelling has been the one thing we’ve both had in common and absolutely love....and oh boy have we been on an incredible journey together over these past 10 years.
There’s nothing more satisfying in life than being able to share all these precious travel memories with the one you love.
So I’m watching this Netflix movie called VCR or VHS or HPV or something (Fun fact: I got all three in middle school). Anyway, the movie was pretty cheesy. White people go into the woods where it’s rumored there’s a serial killer and then have the nerve to be surprised when bitches start dying. You don’t go to the zoo, read a sign that says “This Bear Will Eat You”, then get bothered when it start nibbling on your nipples. You feel me? At one point in the movie, I kid you not, the girl who brought them all there said, “You’re all gonna die up here”. They said, “What?”. She goes, “Just kidding!” and they just moved on. See, what we not gonna do is act like you ain’t just said imma be killed for hanging out with your B-cup having ass. I’d have told the bitch to square up then and motherfucking there. Normally, I’d change the movie, but my friend said you could see someone’s dick for a good 5 seconds so like...I gotta watch the whole fucking thing. And you know when you’re watching a bad movie but you’re already 48 mins in and it’ll bug you if you don’t know how it ends? That. So I was falling asleep when the guy in the attached video comes on screen like a ray of light. He was hot af, had he body type that makes me go wild, and was straight. What more could I ask for in a gay man. Long story short, Thickumz winds up dead after being possessed by a serial killing demon that he was warned about 83 times. So when he falls and looks into my eyes...silently... lifeless..hopeless...for a brief second, I honestly said to myself, “I’d let a demon possess me just for the chance to snort his taint with one nostril”. Just a flashing moment. Which leads me to my question to you. Let’s say you’re porking this guy and he’s hot as fuck. Suddenly, he gets possessed by a dick hungry demon and has a stroke then dies. You’re two pumps from cumming. Do you call the police immediately or wait till after the two pumps? And @drewmoerlein, if you ever see me in public, feel free to stop whatever I'm doing, bend me over and leave nothing but the nuts hanging out. LOVE PEACE AND CHICKEN GREASE!
The tongue again. 😫 finally leaving 🇬🇧 (posting more pictures later)