So I meet this guy hanging out at the truck-stop. Started talking to me about my jeep and saw I was from Michigan. Said he was trying to get back there since before Christmas. Seemed legit so I said I'd give him a ride. He keeps talking about some dude named Daryl and how he owes him big time and needs to pay him back. Says he knows you to Bubba and hasn't forgotten about you! And when he started to talk about Corey I had to tell him he had died a grizzly death! All he said was good and started laughing... He said after he visited his friends he could help me out with my new jeep. I don't know he's starting to creep me out!😳😳#travelbuddies#hitchhiker#jcroffroad#handicorn#wierd#jcrallthethings#offroad#jeep#traveling#adventuretime#guesswhosback#backagain#boom#mallrated
✋🏼🦄 My dad was showing me a list of the best gifts to buy ppl for Christmas. When he showed me this I said “because if your going to pleasure yourself, make it magical!” And he couldn’t stop laughing for over 20mins. #sexjokes#dadjoke#handicorn#magic#magical#funny
I was planning on staying home and catching up on office work. Then @meghanpion said WE ARE GOING TO @NATICKMALL. I was like... uhhhh.... ugh... really? OKAY! So we went! Then we obviously stopped at @lamboboston / @herbchambersexotics!! At the mall, I saw this #handicorn !! 😱😱😱😂😂😂😅😅😅🦄🦄🦄🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻8=👊🏼=D💦
I SWEAR THE PHLOG IS BORING LATELY BECAUSE NOTHING HAPPENS DURING #HOLIDAYSEASON I PROMISE.
I was also scared that I lost over a thousand ripples, and 2 Litecoins!!! I GOT THEM (most of them) BACK YAY! See today's phlog for the update! Yes that's a vid of me literally drooling at #Lamborghinis -$0 was made
We got’em! As featured on @usatoday we have all the handicorns you could ever want for your stocking stuffers! Come on by and pick one or seventeen up for under $10 each!! And don’t forget to join our email list at papersource.com to get 10% off your next purchase in the store! @papersource #unicorn#handicorn#stockingstuffers#christmas#holiday#toptenunderten
Now, remember kids, next time a team of sixteen of Satan's fiercest coal black horses is about to trample you under hoof, just pray to Handicorn, and She/He/It/They/Them will appear, and gallop gallantly to the rescue! #helpisontheway#ridetherainbow#handicorn