My elephant man loaf of bread :/ Or maybe it's actually the Green Beret of bread? Also, just so you know - along with this mild fail, I shocked my nipple with static electricity while unloading the dryer, I turned the sheets pink (but only the top sheet - oh nooo, they can't at least match), I blew something with our wiring in the bedroom that's not an easy fix like breaker or GFI so there's no power back there and I tore the mophead off with my maybe too exuberant cleaning. I feel like an I Love Lucy episode #housewifeproblems#ineedajob#thatiamgoodat
NEW YEAR // I’m trying not to be too overly critical of the last year. There have been moments of absolute joy - a special wedding in the summer for a start. And moments of utter sadness - losing an Uncle, a pet and a friend and not being able to get back for funerals has been particularly trying. But I’ve also managed to teach Finn and Clara a thing or two despite having no homeschooling intentions EVER. And I’ve side hustled just enough that my credit card, which I think has been pretty much maxed out since 2007, is almost paid off. I’ve failed miserably at getting a “proper” job, and several unpleasant interviews and resulting rejections later it has definitely knocked my confidence. Having a degree feels worthless (but expensive) and having a decent career to date in the UK feels irrelevant. Millennial housewife probs y’all. So it feels like I’m going into 2018, and turning 30 in a couple of months, very much not in either bubble- I’m not comfortable with life right now, and kiddies aside, I don’t feel like I’m doing much to make it worthwhile and interesting. So, 2018, no pressure or anything, but we gotta work on everything, ok? ANYWAY, enough about me, what about YOU? What are your plans for 2018? 📷 | @fequalshq
I did a very light makeup today, light contour and highlight using #kkwbeautycontourkit and I love it! You don’t need to pound it on less is more sometimes. Don’t mind my messy kitchen and crazy brows I’m just about to clean. #housewifeproblems 💕🤷🏻♀️
Please tell me I am not the only one who does not want to cook when the kitchen is all clean 😂 🙋 #housewifeproblems BTW looking for healthy recipes ?! I have a TON of them for you in my SEXY AS HELL THIS CHRISTMAS Challenge ! Let’s chat !!!
Sipping my pumpkin spice latte while trying to nail the messy coffee table vibe..trying to find that sweet spot between an intentionally messy coffee table, and one that just looks messy 🤦🏻♀️not sure if I'm doing this right. Would love some opinions! #housewifeproblems#coffeetabledecor#coffeetablebooks#homedecor
Today while shopping I made a tough decision between regular Cascade and Cascade Platinum. This size container lasts me over a year so I couldn't remember what I had at home. I read these labels questioning do I need the Platinum level to wash my neatly stacked prerinsed dishes? Do I? I'm happy with what I have at home but do I have the 10x power or the 15x power. This actually tripped me up a bit. Finally I decided that I could probably get away with the cheaper tub of pods since I do prerinse my dishes. So I finally chose and bought the 10x power only to get home and see that my last pods where only 6x the power. Really? WTH kind of trick labeling is this?! Well, I almost fell for it and paid more for more "POWER"! If my dishes are spotless squeaky clean with 6x the power then 15x the power should unload and put the darn dishes away! Right?!? #housewifeproblems#reallycascade
शादी में मुश्किल प्रश्न पूछे जाने चाहिए,
ताकि शादी कामयाब हो,
समझौते का न नाम हो,
आँसू न बदनाम हो,
कृष्ण पर न कोई इलज़ाम हो,
बाकि मैं तो बेवकूफ़ हूँ,
आप सब समझदार हो! Shaadi mein mushkil prashan puche Jane chahiye,
Taki shaadi kamyaab ho,
Samjhote ka n naam ho,
Krishn par n koi iljaam,
Baaki main to bevkuf hun, https://www.ekgrihani.com/ek-rishta-aisa-bhi/
Aap sab samjhdaar ho!
मम्मी:- बेटी, खाना बनाना सीख लें ! पति के दिल का रास्ता पेट से होकर गुजरता हैं, बेटी:- अच्छा! मम्मी फिर भाई को भी कुछ सिख़ाओ उसे भी तो भाभी का दिल जीतना हैं! Mummy:- Beti, khana banana sikh le!
Pati ke dil ka rasta pet se hokar gujarta hai,
Mummy fer bhai ko bhi kuch sikhao use bhi to Bhabhi ka dil jitna hai! https://www.ekgrihani.com/ek-rishta-aisa-bhi/
शादी का contract 35 साल का हैं,
अगर गड़बड़ हुई तो जिंदगी उलझती हैं,
लड़का - लड़की बिल्कुल एक दूसरे के match होने चाहिए,
उन्हें Questions पूछने का हक हैं,
हम सब को यह बात समझनी चाहिए,
बात दोनो तरफ की होनी चाहिए !
Shaadi ka contract 35 saal ka hai,
Agar gadbad Hui to jindagi ulajhti hai,
Ladka-ladki bikul ek-dusre ke match hone chahiye,
Hum sab ko yeh baat samjhni chahiye,
Baat dono taraf ki honi chahiye! https://www.ekgrihani.com/ek-rishta-aisa-bhi/
भागती ज़िंदगियाँ मूझे अच्छी नहीं लगती,
भागना किसके पीछे हैं? ये पहेली नही सुलझती,
बिता दे इसे क्रोध, ईर्ष्या या अहंकार में,
ओ मेरे यारो, जिंदगी इतनी भी नही सस्ती! Bhagti jindagiya mujhe achhi nhi lagti,
Bhagna kiske piche hai? Ye paheli nahi sulajhti,
Bita de ise krodh,irshya ya ahankar mein,
O mere yaro,jindagi itni bhi nahi sasti! https://www.ekgrihani.com/ek-rishta-aisa-bhi/
जीवन में ये बोरियत होती ही क्यों हैं?
क्योंकि समय बीत जाता है, मोहब्बत नहीं होती,
उमर गुजर जाती हैं, सादगी अहम को नही तोड़ती,
यहां हार-जीत के फ़ैसले मे उलझे सब हैं,
मूझ से पूछो " यहां किसी को किसी की कद्र कब हैं! Jeevan mein ye boriyat hoti hi kyon hain?
Kyunki samaye beet jata hai, mohabbat nahi hoti?
Umar gujar jati hai, saadgi aham ko nahi todti,
Yaha haar-jeet ke fesle mein uljhe sab hai,
Mujh se pucho “yahan kisi ko kisi ki kdra kab hai! https://www.ekgrihani.com/ek-rishta-aisa-bhi/
Still feeling giddy over my newly-purchased pepper grinder. 😍😬😍😁😍😁 As a wife who always cooks meals at home, I know that buying ground black pepper isn't a good choice--doesn't taste at all which defeats its purpose, and cracked or whole ones would shock you when accidentally bitten while eating. Then there goes the option of pounding whole black pepper until fine, but it's too messy and I have such weak arms for such. So I'd been searching for this for months until at last! Hubbybear and I found one at SM MoA Department Store. Now I'll feel like a chef everytime I cook! 😉😉😉 Harharhar! 🙌💓 #housewifeproblems#housewifeproblemsolved#peppergrinder#woodenpeppermillgrinder#cookingessentials
FOOD FAIL BLOG POST: "As I sat there, in the floor, covered in salt, with a now empty stock-pot by my side, I asked God to give me patience… because if God had given me strength I would have thrown the stock-pot through the wall…" Visit my blog, link in @uncustomaryhousewife bio, to read the full post... and find out why I'm half-crying / half-smiling.
Trying to clean the house and start Thanksgiving prep with both kids home feels like....a drunken game of Twister 🙃
Trying to get anything done is taking mass amounts of bribery and kicking the kids out to play outside 😬
Years ago, Daisy, my eldest dog, was terrified of the vacuum cleaner. She would hide in a different room every time I turned it on. So, over the years I've worked really hard to help her conquer her vacuum-phobia... and my efforts were very successful. Now, however, she thinks vacuuming is a game. I'm thrilled that she overcame her fear, but it takes me twice as long to vacuum now. It's like a never ending game of Puppy-Vacuum-Atari/Pac-Man.... and next I have to mop; which is the cat's favorite game!