#footballz happy birthday to Eric Winston! You are an ok blocking dude who is also the head of the player's union! Dang Eric! You have a lot of work to do! The people you represent are the athletes with the shortest careers! The highest rate of injury! And don't have guaranteed contracts! Yikes! That's almost like some old timey triangle shirtwaist factory stuff (it isn't because those were ladies locked in a factory while it burned to the ground and you are football players who still make lots of money but y'know sometimes you have to be a little hyperbolic!)! Anyway I think it must be incredibly difficult to deal with these issues while you also play football since we already talked about how hard the football part is! I hope you have a chill day today but you probably won't, Eric Winston, because it's your birthday! #footballzeroftheday#footballzbirthdays#ericwinston#houstontexans#kansascitychiefs#arizonacardinals#cincinnatibengals#unionsaregreat#multitasking#triangleshirtwaistfactory#hyperbole
Soohyun brushes up on his Polish, in particular the passive voice, and I simply brace myself as we glide down the motorway toward Luton airport - a facility apparently built and operated with scant regard for article 5 of the UDHR. #hyperbole
So @pink and @kellyclarkson will be performing at the #AMAs together for their very very very (#hyperbole ) first time
So the question is :Are we supposed to miss it?! Answer: A very big NOOO! Why?
Cause it's their first performance together to open the AMAs 2017
It's like country meets Pop (although Kelly's latest album was pop but then also)
Are your students ready for the Hyperbole Challenge? Check the link in my profile and add your own hyperbole in the comments to win! 👟👏🏻 (If you already own my Figurative Language Challenge Bundle, this new one is waiting for you 😀)
Somebody defended me this evening. While I think in this day and age in the name of progress the words slut or otherwise should have been stricken from the vocabulary. I use #hyperbole quite often because that’s what I hear and what men sound like from here. I could care less if a person is #promiscuous . I do appreciate it. I appreciate it greatly. There are plenty of men to go round so I have never quite understood the need to fight over one and it just looks desperate to me. Our #culture is filthy. Yet we try to tell other Countries how to live. We can’t even take care of our children. Out of touch w/ reality. This sounds weird to me but whoever that was is getting a new name and a new life. #poetry#indefenseofwomen My own #government are the ones attacking me. Good luck and may the odds be ever in your favor. #liberaldemocrats#democrats#republican#libertarian I thank everybody being so nice to me 😘🤗❤️💯 #books I have actually been called a slut by other sluts and men whores. 😂👌 #keepingitclassy If youre a guy who sleeps around it’s just as bad; they call u a slut if u don’t sleep w/ them. Our culture is sick. You can’t win for losing. The new life is going to be much better than the old. Much more blessed.