Sometimes you develop an inexplicable infatuation with something trashy like a stripper named Cookie or a high mileage Maserati that smells of cigarette smoke. This #invictareserve watch was that trashy thing for me. Under the lights a Macy's, I loved it. I gawked at it for months. Finally, I bought it. I regretted it almost instantly. What looked hefty and significant in the display case felt flimsy and cheap in my hands. Even worse, it broke not long after I got it. In my defense, it had a #crownguard . I'm a sucker for a crown guard.