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Mayson’s mind is blown 🤯 #kidssaythedarndestthings
“I did not touch Elfie. My grandma did.” Poor grandma gets thrown under the bus at the first opportunity. #kidssaythedarndestthings
“I did not touch Elfie. My grandma did.” Poor grandma gets thrown under the bus at the first opportunity. #kidssaythedarndestthings 
This was me talking to my mother @gypsypidge who had not a clue about  combing her black child’s hair😂😂😂 I’m making a choice by myself. TWIST IT!! Her eye roll though🙄🤣🤣🤣 #thecutest #eyeroll #kidssaythedarndestthings #twistit
This was me talking to my mother @gypsypidge who had not a clue about combing her black child’s hair😂😂😂 I’m making a choice by myself. TWIST IT!! Her eye roll though🙄🤣🤣🤣 #thecutest  #eyeroll  #kidssaythedarndestthings  #twistit 
I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. SWAG CROWN!?! SERIOUSLY!?! 😂 YOU'RE 8! God I love my job!  #ilovemyjob #swagcrown #teacherlife
"Happily Ever After" (swipe 👉)
Kids these days
"Happily Ever After" (swipe 👉) Kids these days
When your 3 year old thinks the mistletoe is called “The Billy Crystal”. And...I’m dead. 🤣😭🤣😭This is the stuff that makes up for all those sleepless nights as a parent. 🤣#thebillycrystal #kidssaythedarndestthings
When your 3 year old thinks the mistletoe is called “The Billy Crystal”. And...I’m dead. 🤣😭🤣😭This is the stuff that makes up for all those sleepless nights as a parent. 🤣#thebillycrystal  #kidssaythedarndestthings 
okay so we kinda thought it would be fun to include her in picking the baby's name buuuuttt on second thought, after this car ride, we may have to re-think it 🙈🤔😜... #thecoolmomco
okay so we kinda thought it would be fun to include her in picking the baby's name buuuuttt on second thought, after this car ride, we may have to re-think it 🙈🤔😜... #thecoolmomco 
First posts are always awkward, so here goes. This happened. And it's still happening. Confident my daughter won't be a paleontologist when she grows up.
First posts are always awkward, so here goes. This happened. And it's still happening. Confident my daughter won't be a paleontologist when she grows up.
12 days of Christmas (or something). #kidssaythedarndestthings #carroling
I sat beside her on this ride and pressed a button. She turns to me and says #dontdistractthedriver  #kidssaythedarndestthings #hidenseekplayground #lifeofatoddler #kidsofinstagram
This is what happens when Elfie from the Elf on the Shelf falls down, one of the rules we can’t touch Elfie or the magic will disappear. #daddytotherescue Jackson said “I hope North Pole have Nurse because Elfie have boo boo on his butt.” #kidssaythedarndestthings
This is what happens when Elfie from the Elf on the Shelf falls down, one of the rules we can’t touch Elfie or the magic will disappear. #daddytotherescue  Jackson said “I hope North Pole have Nurse because Elfie have boo boo on his butt.” #kidssaythedarndestthings 
Part 2 of his video audition submission for a fun project! Happy Sunday! @ethanzenetzis .
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#bookedit #lovemyboy #funny #honest #carrots #healthyfood #fartingdog #puppies #kidssaythedarndestthings #audition #selftape #happysunday #7yearsold
What's your favorite pet? "I love kitties & I love pigs". 🐱❤️🐷 #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
Any hygienists or dental assistants want to try and convince this 3 year old to brush?
#dentalhygienist #dentist #dentalassistant #dentalhumor #dentalhumour #kids #kidssaythedarndestthings #cute #brushingteeth #brushing #toothbrush #teeth 
@londonhygienist @carotooth @clkoorbatoff @blondedontist @nyprosthodontist @yogi_dentist @beautiful.teeth.uk @dentistsinging @thepaddingtondentalsurgery @canyondental.laserskincare
It starts... 🙈💋
It starts... 🙈💋
“I did not touch Elfie. My grandma did.” Poor grandma gets thrown under the bus at the first opportunity. #kidssaythedarndestthings
“I did not touch Elfie. My grandma did.” Poor grandma gets thrown under the bus at the first opportunity. #kidssaythedarndestthings 
Y’all 😂 my 2 year old nephew was going through Colt’s toys and naming every animal he could find. He gets to this one and says, “ooh, a frog! Ribbit!” 🐸😂😂 #nephew #frog #mikewazowski #kidssaythedarndestthings
K: let's take a selfie 
Me: ok 
K: let me see your phone to Snapchat 
Me: 😳 ❤Her 
@beatsbyeclipse @kim7979899
#priceless #kidssaythedarndestthings #lilcousin #snappychat #cutiepie
At church today, molly has a line in the Christmas presentation. It's about the colors of the candy cane. Her line is "stripes that are red are for the blood shed for me." As we were practicing last night, this is what she asked me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #dontworryiexplained #mjyamnitz #kidssaythedarndestthings #kidsaretheworst #christmas #religion #momon #mom #momsofig #mum #mumsofinstagram #momlife #mumlife #momof2 #momsquad #parentgang #teacher #teacherlife #teachersofig #camping #ilikewine #teacher2teacher #stlcardinals #letsgoblues #harrypotter #ilovefall #disney
At church today, molly has a line in the Christmas presentation. It's about the colors of the candy cane. Her line is "stripes that are red are for the blood shed for me." As we were practicing last night, this is what she asked me! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #dontworryiexplained  #mjyamnitz  #kidssaythedarndestthings  #kidsaretheworst  #christmas  #religion  #momon  #mom  #momsofig  #mum  #mumsofinstagram  #momlife  #mumlife  #momof2  #momsquad  #parentgang  #teacher  #teacherlife  #teachersofig  #camping  #ilikewine  #teacher2teacher  #stlcardinals  #letsgoblues  #harrypotter  #ilovefall  #disney 
Kicky Baby Harems are a natural conversation starter at school and on the playground: “Cool threads! Where’d you get em’?” “I dunno. My mom buys my clothes.”
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#kickybabyshop #handmadekidsclothes #handmadeisbetter #kidsthesedays #playgroundfun #harempants #etsyseller #etsy #kidssaythedarndestthings #hipsterkids #brooklynkids #momboss #smallbusiness #kidsfashion #nyclife #coolthreads
... This Pic is all about my Ope's pose, my Ara on d other hand is d funny dude who has late night conversations with mum about how there's always traffic in #lagos and asking me why 'they' keeping honking... But let's talk about Ope's #pose... Some things are inborn. #shakara #kidsfashion #thingsimiss #kidssaythedarndestthings #mummyduties #modelbehavior
To conclude our evening we last minute saw an advertisement for some amazing Christmas lights in Portland and decided to load up the kids and go. I love that we have that freedom and are able to go experience new things with the kids. 
We went to the Portland International Race Christmas Light presentation put on by Safeway. Was a magical experience and Sophia loves Christmas lights that we were all amazed. 
Here’s some highlights from our trip.
To conclude our evening we last minute saw an advertisement for some amazing Christmas lights in Portland and decided to load up the kids and go. I love that we have that freedom and are able to go experience new things with the kids. We went to the Portland International Race Christmas Light presentation put on by Safeway. Was a magical experience and Sophia loves Christmas lights that we were all amazed. Here’s some highlights from our trip.
Me: I noticed you used lots of yellow, it’s that your favourite colour? 
Channing: No, it’s pink. I was told by my friend at preschool that’s my NEW favourite colour now.
me: so why did you choose yellow?
Channing- because when we’re together it’s like sunshine and I am happy. .
#sodarncute #kidssaythedarndestthings #sunshine #4yrsandcounting #sogrownup #draw  #instaart #hesurprisesme #favouritecolour #yellow #mademeskinnyforamin #😜
We celebrated Link’s 1st Birthday today! 🎂 So thankful for the family that was able to come and share this time with us. 
I can’t believe this little man has turned a year old... where has the time gone. He’s close to walking and is taking 2 steps. He says momma, dada, GaGa, car, “group hug”, loves to play peekaboo, loves stuffed animals, loves his man crush coach Chris, enjoys meeting new people and is an all around happy loveable little man. So blessed to have his little guy in our family.
We celebrated Link’s 1st Birthday today! 🎂 So thankful for the family that was able to come and share this time with us. I can’t believe this little man has turned a year old... where has the time gone. He’s close to walking and is taking 2 steps. He says momma, dada, GaGa, car, “group hug”, loves to play peekaboo, loves stuffed animals, loves his man crush coach Chris, enjoys meeting new people and is an all around happy loveable little man. So blessed to have his little guy in our family.
12 days of Christmas (or something). #kidssaythedarndestthings #carroling
Jane quote of the day: "Mommy? Let's say someone sneaked (sneaked?) down and ate all of Santa's cookies... We would just have to make more right?" .
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This girl.. I have no idea where she gets it.....😂😂😂
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#janecatherine #4yearsold #juneandjanuary #jjootd #jjbffs #jjmakesclothesfor #saturdayfun #santa #cookies #christmas #sneaked #tistheseason #queen #kidsstylezz #kidsbasics #kidsofinstagram #kidsofig #kidssaythedarndestthings #stylekids #style #momlife #momsofistagram #momswithcameras #momsofig #blog #blogger #mommyblogger #coffee #coffeetime
Jane quote of the day: "Mommy? Let's say someone sneaked (sneaked?) down and ate all of Santa's cookies... We would just have to make more right?" . . This girl.. I have no idea where she gets it.....😂😂😂 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #janecatherine  #4yearsold  #juneandjanuary  #jjootd  #jjbffs  #jjmakesclothesfor  #saturdayfun  #santa  #cookies  #christmas  #sneaked  #tistheseason  #queen  #kidsstylezz  #kidsbasics  #kidsofinstagram  #kidsofig  #kidssaythedarndestthings  #stylekids  #style  #momlife  #momsofistagram  #momswithcameras  #momsofig  #blog  #blogger  #mommyblogger  #coffee  #coffeetime 
M: "Do you recognize that place?"
R: "Yeah, bagels!"
M: "Yes, they have those but do you know what it is called?"
R: "Caffeine?" #sheknowsmetoowell #kidssaythedarndestthings
The instant reaction of our 3 year-old after unwrapping a gift today. 
#someworkneededinthegratitudedepartment
When your LEGO creation is about to be destroyed but instead receives a “Hey this is really cool! I can use this for a base!!” #babysitter #legos #win #levelup #nofilter #kidssaythedarndestthings #baltimore #saturdaynight #latergram #kidsofinstagram #playmore
The theme of the tree was how to catch an elf. #festivaloftrees #christmastime #mariettasquare #kidssaythedarndestthings
“Wow, the frost sure gave those houses a nice paint job” says our 11 year old on the way to school this week. I had to pull over so I could take a picture to attach to the memory. Kids say the greatest stuff. #nicepaintjob #beautifulsunrise #morningglory #kidssaythedarndestthings #snowymorning #sweetday #daytrip #wintersun #holidayfun #familytravel #greatquote #hometownholiday #alongtheway #sunnysurprise #wakeuphappy #instagood #travelwithkids #morningfrost #frosty #wintersky
“Wow, the frost sure gave those houses a nice paint job” says our 11 year old on the way to school this week. I had to pull over so I could take a picture to attach to the memory. Kids say the greatest stuff. #nicepaintjob  #beautifulsunrise  #morningglory  #kidssaythedarndestthings  #snowymorning  #sweetday  #daytrip  #wintersun  #holidayfun  #familytravel  #greatquote  #hometownholiday  #alongtheway  #sunnysurprise  #wakeuphappy  #instagood  #travelwithkids  #morningfrost  #frosty  #wintersky 
#saturdayfun #saturdaynight #NFL #football gm proves 2B an excellent opportunity to coach/Teach #lifelessons #kidssaythedarndestthings 😄 #KCvsLAR @chiefs
Paislee realized that her elf on the shelf’s igloo was made out of a distilled water jug and this was her reaction. 😂 #imsofreakedout #paisleerae #kidssaythedarndestthings #3yearsold
Sofia just said ‘Mommy, Cali listen so I gave her a sticker’ 😂🤣😂🤣😂 #kidssaythedarndestthings
Is it Christmas Yet?
Is it Christmas Yet?
Randomness approaching... #kidssaythedarndestthings 🤣
"Happiness is inside you. You don't have to eat a troll to be happy" .
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#kidslogic #happiness #kidssaythedarndestthings 
#behappy
😳😒... 😩😩😩 @JessHilarious_Official 
Youte is fucking hilarious! 
#ParentingIn2017
#KidsSayTheDarndestThings
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#PhantomOfTheChakras #PhantomMenace #416 #905 #647 #289 #420 #Toronto #Bottles #Drinking #Drunk #TerntUp #Wasted #HipHop #Rap #Music #Thug #Hustle #Trap #Motivation
"Christmas spirit? I don't have dat."
"You don't? What happened to your Christmas spirit?"
"Uhh ... I lost it."
"Well, "the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. ""
So she's wearing her Christmas dress, singing loudly, and eating a Christmas cookie to get her Christmas spirit back. 😂😍
"Christmas spirit? I don't have dat." "You don't? What happened to your Christmas spirit?" "Uhh ... I lost it." "Well, "the best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. "" So she's wearing her Christmas dress, singing loudly, and eating a Christmas cookie to get her Christmas spirit back. 😂😍
My little doll 😍

I put a ✨ on her forehead and here's her response... "Awe I look Indian, but I don't speak any Spanish" 😂

#kidssaythedarndestthings
My little doll 😍 I put a ✨ on her forehead and here's her response... "Awe I look Indian, but I don't speak any Spanish" 😂 #kidssaythedarndestthings 
It’s so fun being a mum sometimes.  You’re always entertained with the things your kid says
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I find him hilarious.  Even when he says things he shouldn’t, if it’s funny I laugh.  After I’m finished laughing I tell him he shouldn’t say things like that and that I can’t help but laugh at funny things.  So at least he knows what that he shouldn’t really say things like that
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I don’t even care if he doesn’t like me.  It’s only going to be like 5 minutes before he forgets and tells me he loves me anyway 😂
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#mazibee 💫🐝
It’s so fun being a mum sometimes. You’re always entertained with the things your kid says • • I find him hilarious. Even when he says things he shouldn’t, if it’s funny I laugh. After I’m finished laughing I tell him he shouldn’t say things like that and that I can’t help but laugh at funny things. So at least he knows what that he shouldn’t really say things like that • • I don’t even care if he doesn’t like me. It’s only going to be like 5 minutes before he forgets and tells me he loves me anyway 😂 • • #mazibee  💫🐝
Me: Are you playing with the animals?
Izzy: Yup. All the mommies are dead.
Me:😳
Izzy: But they might come back to life....
#kidsarecreepy
Me: Are you playing with the animals? Izzy: Yup. All the mommies are dead. Me:😳 Izzy: But they might come back to life.... #kidsarecreepy