Let me tell you guys about the first lie I was involved in that I can remember. I was around 6 or 7 and my cousins was staying with us, he was 4 at the time. My dad took him and I to the park. It was so fun, we were running around, going down slides and kicking soccer balls around. Well my cousin was on a swing and my dad started to push him. I was playing with the ball and then I noticed that my cousin was getting some big air on the swing. I stopped what I was doing and just wanted to see how high he was going to go. Well he must've lost his grip because he flew off the swing and landed on the grass face first. So just think of a scorpion riding a skateboard. He slid in that position for about 3 seconds which seemed like an eternity. Well he got up with a scraped face and crying of course. Well my dad looked at me straight in the eyes and said "ok here's what we're going to tell your mom, he was running and tripped." I didn't know how to react so I just agreed. When we got home my mom asked what happened,he said he fell and that was that. Well 20 years later this cousin came to visit us and after a few drinks later he asked me "hey remember the time your dad took us to the park?" I was like mmmm no not really. He replied "well I do you sons of bitches" I chuckled and played dumb. This has been the longest lie I have been a part of. I like to think it brought me and my dad closer. What better way to bond than to be in a conspiracy with your own father about how your cousin almost broke his neck. So now every time I see a swing, my face slightly hurts but then I remember that not a lot of people can say " I have a 25+ year lie going between me and my dad from my mom" #dirtbag#lies#liar#conspiracy#almostgotcaught#bonding#cousin#justascratch#scorpion#faceplant
Toute ces dettes sont la peste, toute ces ambitions sont l'abandon, toute ces consommations sont l'enfer. Est-ce que je veux la paix? Nah. Est-ce que je critique? Nah. Je parle seulement pour que tu me passe la clope et comme ça je peux m'empoisonner plus vite. Jusqu'à mes poumons ne soient plus.