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I use my mathematics skills in calculating the time of a poop taking into consideration the amount of food intake with the last poop made πŸ’©#pooptales #parentinghumor #momlife #comics
This Precisely sums up my Weekend #momlife #parentinghumor #parenting
The joys of parenthood on a Sunday morning: a dirty diaper, an exhausted daddy and a sleeping baby πŸ’©πŸ‘ΆπŸ½πŸ‘±πŸ»β€οΈ #parenting #parenthood #parents #parentinghumor #parentsweekend #dirtydiaper #babylove #babyboy #preemie #babylove #bliss #lovemylife #lovemyfamily #beautiful #beautifulworld #happysunday #whatadifferenceayearmakes #kids #indoboy #halfasianbaby #beautifulfamily
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird 🐦, it's a plane ✈️, it's Captain Underpants!! Faster than a speeding mom, more messy than a litter of pigs, able to leap tall portacribs in a single bound!! . .  #favoritegrampy #superman #dccomics #cosplay #costumes #halloweencostume #halloween #dressup #kid #kiddos #toddler #toddlerlife #toddlerfashion #toddlers #toddlersofinstagram #parenting #parenthood #parentinghumor #instagood #instafun #instafunny #momlife #momblog #mommyblogger #children #playtime #playing
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird 🐦, it's a plane ✈️, it's Captain Underpants!! Faster than a speeding mom, more messy than a litter of pigs, able to leap tall portacribs in a single bound!! . . #favoritegrampy  #superman  #dccomics  #cosplay  #costumes  #halloweencostume  #halloween  #dressup  #kid  #kiddos  #toddler  #toddlerlife  #toddlerfashion  #toddlers  #toddlersofinstagram  #parenting  #parenthood  #parentinghumor  #instagood  #instafun  #instafunny  #momlife  #momblog  #mommyblogger  #children  #playtime  #playing 
I’m so thankful that I get to do this thing called life with this guy 😍 Aubrey had an event with Girl Scouts tonight at Nauticus, so we decided to have a little date night in Waterside! We ate at Guy Fieri’s Smokehouse and then sat by the fountain and just talked for a while. When you live such a busy life, it’s great to just slow down and enjoy each other πŸ’‘
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I’m so thankful that I get to do this thing called life with this guy 😍 Aubrey had an event with Girl Scouts tonight at Nauticus, so we decided to have a little date night in Waterside! We ate at Guy Fieri’s Smokehouse and then sat by the fountain and just talked for a while. When you live such a busy life, it’s great to just slow down and enjoy each other πŸ’‘ β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ β€’ #momofthree  #cereallover  #crossstitchaddict  #nomorebabies  #lastbaby  #browneyedgirl  #shorthairdontcare  #marriedliferocks  #parentinghumor  #donutsarelife  #southerngal  #virginiaisforlovers  #postpartum  #postpartumjourney  #csectionmom  #csectionrecovery  #amazinghusband  #lovinglife  #highschoolsweethearts  #foreverandalways  #tildeathdouspart  #datenight  #waterside  #nauticus  #norfolk 
I spent the entire day making my second child’s 3rd birthday a fun one. Tonight as I left her room she yelled, β€œThis is the worst day ever!” I didn’t swing her onto her bed properly. 99% of parenting is not taking things personally πŸ˜‚ Anyway, here’s a little sparkle for your Saturday...
I spent the entire day making my second child’s 3rd birthday a fun one. Tonight as I left her room she yelled, β€œThis is the worst day ever!” I didn’t swing her onto her bed properly. 99% of parenting is not taking things personally πŸ˜‚ Anyway, here’s a little sparkle for your Saturday...
Haha πŸ˜‚ so much like the old days, minus the long sleep in the next day 😴 #parenting #whatitslike #mumlife
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Cheers to #saturdaynight
Yay #halloween... Via @MamaFizzles on twitter
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Yeah... nice try
Yeah... nice try
The lady at the next table at Soccer Taco: "Hi sweetie! What's your name?"
Lydia: "Hi, my actual name is Lydia Mai Lambert, but they call me Rainbow Dash now." πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆ #thingskidssay
The lady at the next table at Soccer Taco: "Hi sweetie! What's your name?" Lydia: "Hi, my actual name is Lydia Mai Lambert, but they call me Rainbow Dash now." πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆπŸŒˆ #thingskidssay 
Enjoying lunch fondue at The Grizzly House with the cousins. @ngyn.lk @k.n_26 Just missing @itz.lnguyen and @1tkn . Had so such a fun with my girls!! 😘😘 Can’t wait to see my boys!! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ
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Enjoying lunch fondue at The Grizzly House with the cousins. @ngyn.lk @k.n_26 Just missing @itz.lnguyen and @1tkn . Had so such a fun with my girls!! 😘😘 Can’t wait to see my boys!! πŸ‘πŸΌπŸ‘πŸΌ - - #YYC  #sillyboy  #sillyfamily  #thegrizzlyhouse  #mommy  #momlife  #workingmom  #travelmom  #busymom  #thelovesofmylife  #strong  #dedication  #stayfit  #arms  #fitness  #workout  #busymoms  #fitfam  #thankyousjr  #mommyblogger  #parents  #parentinghumor  #momswithcameras  #moments  #momblogger  #banff 
He gives that same vacant stare when I say "matching Christmas pajamas." πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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And all parents with toddlers said Amen. πŸ™πŸ» But seriously, in any and all situations, right?
And all parents with toddlers said Amen. πŸ™πŸ» But seriously, in any and all situations, right?
Beware of sugary drinks haha
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Every parent has different parenting methods.  I'm sure a lot of parents are going to watch this and think..
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I wouldn't let my kids do that. And.. .
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You shouldn't be giving your kids sugary drinks.
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The way I see it... I love letting my kids express themselves. Be themselves. Learn who they really are.
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My mom, as I was growing up under her roof, always supported what I did and it led me to pushing myself to be successful at most everything I did, and I learned what my purpose was, and what gave me fulfilment in life. .
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But more importantly....
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It taught me the best way to deliver that value to the world. .
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Beware of sugary drinks haha . . . . . Every parent has different parenting methods. I'm sure a lot of parents are going to watch this and think.. . . . I wouldn't let my kids do that. And.. . . . . You shouldn't be giving your kids sugary drinks. . . . . The way I see it... I love letting my kids express themselves. Be themselves. Learn who they really are. . . . . My mom, as I was growing up under her roof, always supported what I did and it led me to pushing myself to be successful at most everything I did, and I learned what my purpose was, and what gave me fulfilment in life. . . . . But more importantly.... . . . It taught me the best way to deliver that value to the world. . . . . . #parentingindonesia  #parentingfail  #parentingquotes  #parentingadvice  #parentingskills  #parentinggoals  #parentinghacks  #parentingbook  #parenting101  #parentingblogger  #parentingtip  #parentingdoneright  #parentingwin  #parentingblog  #parentinglikewhoa  #parentingteens  #parentingclass  #prilaga  #parentingislami  #parentingfun  #parentingisfun  #parentingislam  #parentinglife  #parenting  #parentingproblems  #parentingtips  #parentinghumor  #parentingishard 
NEW VIDEO: What do #parenthood and the zombie apocalypse have in common? A lot! "Why Parenthood is Just Like The Walking Dead" View full video here or at link in bio: https://www.momcavetv.com/parenthood-the-walking-dead/

#funnymoms #momcave #momcavetv #zombie #thewalkingdead #twd #walkingdead #parentinghumor #parody @amcthewalkingdead
Nobody needs to see that😱
#notpretty #nothongsonmoms #itstheonetimeidolaundry 
via the very funny @myquestionablelife
My kid put silly putty on his head....is it just me or anyone else just see a sad penis☹️
#sosad #penishead #peniseverywhere
Raising babies is HARD! Watch my latest #YouTube video πŸŽ₯ (link in bio) to hear my super blunt opinion on how tough it really is to take care of a baby. 🍼😳🍼
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#momlife #funnymom #parentinghumor #bringinghomebaby #newparents #raisingbabies #dadlife #parenthumor
As a Harvard student, it was important to Jack to support the rowers today, even if they cut him from the team due to a "weight restriction".
As a Harvard student, it was important to Jack to support the rowers today, even if they cut him from the team due to a "weight restriction".
I tidy the kitchen.
He comes, opens the drawers, throws everything on the floor, plays with them for two seconds, and leaves.
And repeat.
I tidy the kitchen. He comes, opens the drawers, throws everything on the floor, plays with them for two seconds, and leaves. And repeat.
❀️️A kiss a day keeps the hard times away!
❀️️A kiss a day keeps the hard times away!
Very brave. #stormbrian
This quote was inspired by our lovely giveaway participant @jazzys_mama30 😍 
tag your friends β˜•οΈπŸ˜„ This is white 11oz mug, you can also request black, color-changing mug, travel mug, poster, necklace, pillowcase and T-shirt with this quote on it. Print is on both sides. This mug is on our Amazon page! Also, keep in mind that you can request your own design too, DM us for details.πŸ’•
This quote was inspired by our lovely giveaway participant @jazzys_mama30 😍 tag your friends β˜•οΈπŸ˜„ This is white 11oz mug, you can also request black, color-changing mug, travel mug, poster, necklace, pillowcase and T-shirt with this quote on it. Print is on both sides. This mug is on our Amazon page! Also, keep in mind that you can request your own design too, DM us for details.πŸ’•
Oh you know, just a few things I find while emptying the kids' pockets.
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#firstworldproblemswithGuy upset because he can not shop all day Wegmans in his hot ride!  #parentinghumor #momlife #thestruggleisreal #toddlertantrums #PRbyStephE www.pureromance.com/stephanieespada
And here we are.
(Via @scarymommy)
And here we are. (Via @scarymommy)
Something no one warns you about parenting two kids... how bloody hard it is to get them to smile together for a camera at the same time!! Hayley’s a natural but Ronan has waaay more important to stuff to be getting on with πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Something no one warns you about parenting two kids... how bloody hard it is to get them to smile together for a camera at the same time!! Hayley’s a natural but Ronan has waaay more important to stuff to be getting on with πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#fms_rightnow it's a Brisk 58Β° INSIDE, thanks to the kids leaving the doors wiiiide open all night #sleepover #teenagers #nosleep #parenting #singlemom #singleparent #teenageboys # boys #humor #imcold #parentinghumor
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Mommy Confession😏 _________________________________ - πŸ‘­Please Mama's no JUDGEMENT under post. We want to create a safe environment where moms can feel comfortable being honest without the fear of being judged. Thank you so much! πŸ’‹ - - πŸ‘‰Please feel free to share your confessions Mama's. Tap the link πŸ‘† above to submit your confessions. Submissions are 100% anonymous so don't be ashamed to share the crazy of the craziest. πŸ‘­ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #osiam  #ohshitimamom  #momlife  #sahm  #mommyandme  #mommymayhem  #proudmommy  #mompreneur  #mommymoment  #realitiesofmommyhood  #mommytime  #momlife  #workingmom  #photooftheday  #momsofinstagram  #mommyconfessions  #maternity Β  #motherhood  #parentinghumor  #picoftheday  #newmom  #parenting  #motivation  #bloggerlife  #girlboss  #happy  #breastfeeding  #mommyconfessionroom  #mama 
This cute outfit won’t last long.
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#walkingdead #thewalkingdead
I miss the summer. πŸ˜• Follow @4boysmother for more! .
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I’ll be honest. Very little infuriated me more when my kids were little than watching them throw their lovingly-prepared, not-cheap food on the floor. 
While all toddlers go through a food-throwing phase (I think… I hope it wasn’t just mine), there are ways that you can significantly reduce the length of the phase. Give these tricks a try, and come back to tell us how they worked for you!

1- Put pets elsewhere during mealtime.
2- Create a placemat.

Find out other tips on the blog. Search: "Tricks to stop food throwing', What tips did you use to stop meal throwing? TELL ME.

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I’ll be honest. Very little infuriated me more when my kids were little than watching them throw their lovingly-prepared, not-cheap food on the floor. While all toddlers go through a food-throwing phase (I think… I hope it wasn’t just mine), there are ways that you can significantly reduce the length of the phase. Give these tricks a try, and come back to tell us how they worked for you! 1- Put pets elsewhere during mealtime. 2- Create a placemat. Find out other tips on the blog. Search: "Tricks to stop food throwing', What tips did you use to stop meal throwing? TELL ME. #parentlove  #PARENTWIN  #parentslove  #parentslife  #parentblog  #parenthood_moments  #parentgoals  #parentingdoneright 
#β˜•οΈ #πŸ’ͺ🏽 we tend to not give ourselves enough kudos for keeping it going everyday but do so take a moment to yourself you deserve it . Cause I know these monsters gonna give me 5mins of #peaceandquiet while I finish this coffee β˜•οΈ πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #parentlife #parentinghumor
#β˜•οΈ #πŸ’ͺ🏽 we tend to not give ourselves enough kudos for keeping it going everyday but do so take a moment to yourself you deserve it . Cause I know these monsters gonna give me 5mins of #peaceandquiet  while I finish this coffee β˜•οΈ πŸ˜©πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #parentlife  #parentinghumor 
No doubt some days (many days) are purely sent as a test... 😳😬 & then there's bed time! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ’ƒ
No doubt some days (many days) are purely sent as a test... 😳😬 & then there's bed time! πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ’ƒ
When you're doing that right now. #humor #humour #funny #parentinghumor #mom #mum #momlife #mumlife #sahm #toddler #kids #reallife
We love this #SnuzStoriesΒ πŸ˜‚Β For next week tell us about the funniest thing your little one has ever said to you.
We love this #SnuzStories Β πŸ˜‚Β For next week tell us about the funniest thing your little one has ever said to you.
When it's already been one of them mornings #reallifeparenting #shitmorning #familylife #parentinghumor
Around this time last year Marcus was invited to take part in the #Raleigh Christmas advert. He was over to moon excited at the prospect of being on TV. We were up at 4am, my IBS flared up and I nearly shit my pants, it was minus 100 and I forgot my warm coat, he remembered when we were there that he couldn’t ride confidently on grass and when it was all over, he was cut from most of it for pulling strange excited faces... but I was so proud that my little introvert took a huge step out of his comfort zone and actively participated in the filming of an advert. He relaxed into it and ended up cycling down big hills, doing skids and being more eager and excited than the paid actor. One proud mummy. (With almost skiddy knickers) πŸ’©β€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»πŸ₯‡πŸš΅πŸ» #proudmum #ibsisabitch #skiddyknickers #embarrassingmum #parentinghumor #parentingfail #alwaysrememberimodium
Around this time last year Marcus was invited to take part in the #Raleigh  Christmas advert. He was over to moon excited at the prospect of being on TV. We were up at 4am, my IBS flared up and I nearly shit my pants, it was minus 100 and I forgot my warm coat, he remembered when we were there that he couldn’t ride confidently on grass and when it was all over, he was cut from most of it for pulling strange excited faces... but I was so proud that my little introvert took a huge step out of his comfort zone and actively participated in the filming of an advert. He relaxed into it and ended up cycling down big hills, doing skids and being more eager and excited than the paid actor. One proud mummy. (With almost skiddy knickers) πŸ’©β€οΈπŸš΄πŸ»πŸ₯‡πŸš΅πŸ» #proudmum  #ibsisabitch  #skiddyknickers  #embarrassingmum  #parentinghumor  #parentingfail  #alwaysrememberimodium 
Do u ever write an entire checklist of what your mans has to be bc same
Do u ever write an entire checklist of what your mans has to be bc same
I may not have bought all your school photos, but I WILL screenshot your snapchats! Sent to me by my daughter. Because she and I are basically the same person. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Not exactly in keeping with my IG theme, but this shit is why I adore having teenagers. #vag #feminism #parentinghumor chur @hollyeblackmore
I may not have bought all your school photos, but I WILL screenshot your snapchats! Sent to me by my daughter. Because she and I are basically the same person. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Not exactly in keeping with my IG theme, but this shit is why I adore having teenagers. #vag  #feminism  #parentinghumor  chur @hollyeblackmore
JANGAN SAMPAI SI KECIL KEKURANGAN CAIRAN TUBUH

Tubuh manusia memerlukan cukup air untuk mengangkut mineral penting ke seluruh tubuh. Bila tubuh si kecil kekurangan air akibat muntah, diare, atau demam, serta air yang hilang tak segera diganti, bisa terjadi dehidrasi. Gejalanya bibir dan mulut menjadi kering, tubuh lesu, bila terjadi pada anak di bawah 18 bulan, ubun-ubunnya cekung dan urinnya kental (warna kuning gelap) dan popoknya kering.

Lalu apa yang harus Bunda lakukan? Perhatikan langkah-langkah ini:

1. Bila bayi atau anak Anda diare dan muntah perhatikan apakah si kecil demam? Bila ia segera kompres untuk menurunkan demamnya.

2. Bila bayi minum susu di botol dan belum disapih, jangan berikan susu dulu.Berikan saja air mineral dengan sendok atau botol selama 6 jam. Bila masih menyusu berikan ASI.

3. Anak harus sering minum, karena minuman terbaik bagi anak setelah ASI adalah air mineral.

4. Jangan pernah berikan obat muntah ataupun diare kepada bayi atau anak Anda tanpa terlebih dahulu konsultasi dokter.Waktu yang tepat untuk Anda membawa si kecil ke dokter adalah bila si kecil sudah diare lebih dari 6 jam dan terus menerus muntah dan mengeluarkan cairan tubuh.
JANGAN SAMPAI SI KECIL KEKURANGAN CAIRAN TUBUH Tubuh manusia memerlukan cukup air untuk mengangkut mineral penting ke seluruh tubuh. Bila tubuh si kecil kekurangan air akibat muntah, diare, atau demam, serta air yang hilang tak segera diganti, bisa terjadi dehidrasi. Gejalanya bibir dan mulut menjadi kering, tubuh lesu, bila terjadi pada anak di bawah 18 bulan, ubun-ubunnya cekung dan urinnya kental (warna kuning gelap) dan popoknya kering. Lalu apa yang harus Bunda lakukan? Perhatikan langkah-langkah ini: 1. Bila bayi atau anak Anda diare dan muntah perhatikan apakah si kecil demam? Bila ia segera kompres untuk menurunkan demamnya. 2. Bila bayi minum susu di botol dan belum disapih, jangan berikan susu dulu.Berikan saja air mineral dengan sendok atau botol selama 6 jam. Bila masih menyusu berikan ASI. 3. Anak harus sering minum, karena minuman terbaik bagi anak setelah ASI adalah air mineral. 4. Jangan pernah berikan obat muntah ataupun diare kepada bayi atau anak Anda tanpa terlebih dahulu konsultasi dokter.Waktu yang tepat untuk Anda membawa si kecil ke dokter adalah bila si kecil sudah diare lebih dari 6 jam dan terus menerus muntah dan mengeluarkan cairan tubuh.