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I dared to put his new winter coat on him... #AssholeParent #ReasonsMyToddlerIsCrying
Reasons why my little "cherub" had tantrums today (all of these are utterly true by the way): -
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1. I said she couldn't put spaghetti in my pocket. -
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2. She wasn't allowed to eat her grandad's trousers (!) -
3. I couldn't stick the daisy back on, after she'd picked it.
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4. I received a text message. -
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5. The potato didn't bounce when she threw it. -
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6. She couldn't drink her water with a fork ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ -
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Do I look fed up yet? I think the stress vein on my forehead kinda gives it away ๐Ÿ˜‚

How long does this phase last??! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Reasons why my little "cherub" had tantrums today (all of these are utterly true by the way): - - 1. I said she couldn't put spaghetti in my pocket. - - 2. She wasn't allowed to eat her grandad's trousers (!) - 3. I couldn't stick the daisy back on, after she'd picked it. - 4. I received a text message. - - 5. The potato didn't bounce when she threw it. - - 6. She couldn't drink her water with a fork ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ - - Do I look fed up yet? I think the stress vein on my forehead kinda gives it away ๐Ÿ˜‚ How long does this phase last??! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Told her we were going to get ice cream but she can't wear Elsa pajamas that are 3 sizes too big #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #toddlersofinstagram #momlife #tantrum #pinkicecream #disneybaby #disneyfamily
Share how breastfeeding has helped you meet your little ones needs? #mothering #breastfeeding #lalecheleague #hungrybaby #happybaby
Crying because I made her a sandwich after she asked for on #reasonsmykidiscrying #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #makemeasandwich
4: singing a made-up song
1.5: singing along, or making up her own song
4: hysterical tears because 1.5 is "singing wrong"
1.5: high pitched screaming in disagreement

Calvin Ball, the karaoke version
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#thisisfour #honeybadger #calvinball #tooearly #needcoffee #parentinghumor #letthembelittle #candidchildhood #documentyourdays #parenting #our_everyday_moments #honestmotherhood #momlife #sahm #momlifeisthebestlife #naturalparenting #toddlersofinstagram #toddlerlife #kidlife #kidsofinstagram #whymykidiscrying #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
4: singing a made-up song 1.5: singing along, or making up her own song 4: hysterical tears because 1.5 is "singing wrong" 1.5: high pitched screaming in disagreement Calvin Ball, the karaoke version . . . . . . . . . . #thisisfour  #honeybadger  #calvinball  #tooearly  #needcoffee  #parentinghumor  #letthembelittle  #candidchildhood  #documentyourdays  #parenting  #our_everyday_moments  #honestmotherhood  #momlife  #sahm  #momlifeisthebestlife  #naturalparenting  #toddlersofinstagram  #toddlerlife  #kidlife  #kidsofinstagram  #whymykidiscrying  #reasonsmytoddleriscrying 
The phone charger cord kept coming unplugged when she tried to walk away with the phone #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying I won't make this quinoa, and she got in trouble for playing in my lipstick.
Can we guess why my toddler is crying and is mad at ME?!
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It's because she was watching Dora and not paying attention so she ended up biting my finger instead of the bread ๐Ÿคฃ (I wasn't paying attention either lol) โœจโœจside note though... this toddler just went from 6 teeth to 9 this morning!!!! Holy cow ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying
Can we guess why my toddler is crying and is mad at ME?! โ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ขโ€ข It's because she was watching Dora and not paying attention so she ended up biting my finger instead of the bread ๐Ÿคฃ (I wasn't paying attention either lol) โœจโœจside note though... this toddler just went from 6 teeth to 9 this morning!!!! Holy cow ๐Ÿ˜ฑ #reasonsmytoddleriscrying 
Toddlers are fun ๐Ÿ˜‚
This temper tantrum was because she couldn't play with scotch tape or the dog's water.
Nevermind the 853 toys she has ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚
#toddlerlife #tempertantrum #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
See that roller coaster? I'm an #assholeparent because she is too short to ride it with her friends. #thatparentlife #kidsaretheworst #itsherbirthday #threetoday #mytinylove #miracle #littlebiggirl #nofear #shortgirlproblems #threenager #toddlertantrums #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #averageparentproblems @assholeparent_ @thatparentlife @kidsaretheworst @averageparentproblems @carowindspark
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying  He stuck his foot in the bus, and couldn't get it back out.
We made him leave the shopping cart in the store. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #eviethoma
Someone had a rough morning. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ‘ฟ
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#terribletuesday #tuesday #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #boymom #batman #batmom #sharingiscaring #daycare #donuts
"Why does my food need to cook!?" ๐Ÿ˜ซ Haha. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
Why so sad?!? He put his apple core into his onesie and can't get it out. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #samjam
That feeling when you run outta UGP tees ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜‚ #Repost @numnuminc (@get_repost)
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@ugpgoheels not what we ordered! We ordered a small, happy toddler. ๐Ÿคฃ The t-shirts on the other hand were perfect. Thanks again! 
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying #parenting #toddlerlife
That feeling when you run outta UGP tees ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜‚ #Repost  @numnuminc (@get_repost) ใƒปใƒปใƒป @ugpgoheels not what we ordered! We ordered a small, happy toddler. ๐Ÿคฃ The t-shirts on the other hand were perfect. Thanks again! #reasonsmytoddleriscrying  #parenting  #toddlerlife 
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying I won't let him chew on the bone of a chicken thigh. I AM THE WORST.๐Ÿ˜ *note the giant tear he managed to have so perfectly placed during this picture.* #blessed
#reasonsmytoddleriscrying  I won't let him chew on the bone of a chicken thigh. I AM THE WORST.๐Ÿ˜ *note the giant tear he managed to have so perfectly placed during this picture.* #blessed 
Photo 46 is cry. This was her reaction after I took the chunk of garlic toast away. For the record she did get a small piece back, just  not the whole thing. ๐Ÿ“ท 
#MsFishsPhotoChallenge2017 #cry #Crying #GarlicToast #BabyFish #ReasonsMyToddlerIsCrying
It's tough to be a toddler y'all. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฝ#reasonsmytoddleriscrying #iwouldntgivehermoreketchup #reallife
Reason #2467 my toddler/baby is crying: I took away big brothers potty filled with pee. I'm the no-fun mom today obvi! #nofunmom #peepotty #thief #reasonsmybabyiscrying #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #largefamily
She's crying because I helped her into the tub. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
Tried to take him to play outside in the park. What a selfish bastard I am. #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
I wouldn't let him have the whole bottle of Calpol ๐Ÿ™„ #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #mamalife #teethingbaby
Reason my grandson is crying # I lost count, its too early and I havent even started the coffee yet....he didnt want to feed the dog but he didnt want anyone else too either and he wants breakfast but he doesnt know what he wants. #reasonsmygrandsoniscrying #reasonsmykidiscrying #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #grandson #grandkids #jamesyn #littlelove #littles #notenoughcoffee #aintnobodygottimeforthat
Grocery shopping with kids on vacation is a good reminder of why we get groceries delivered at home. #momlife #parenting #kids #groceryshopping #reasonsmytoddleriscrying
Reasons my kid is crying: lego kid won't fit on the motorcycle ๐Ÿ 
This lasted for half an hour...good morning to me ๐Ÿ™„

#stopcrying #reasonsmykidiscrying #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #messyhairdontcare #goodmorning #momlife #vanislekids #victoriabc
We let her try an open mouth cup now she won't drink from her sippy #toddlersofinstagram #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #threenager #sendwine #jksendjager
Real tears...all because mom couldn't get the milk poured quick enough. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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#lashladyhann #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #toddlerlife #milk #mommasboy
Add 'Because I wouldn't let him keep 12 sticks under his bed' ๐Ÿ™„
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#mumlife #momlife #momofboys #mummylife #mumofboys #reasonsmykidiscrying #reasonsmytoddleriscrying #reasonsmysoniscrying #childlogic #worstmumever