We're vegans, we're Jews and we're invading the South. To prove our power we will block out the sun tomorrow for about 2 minutes. You will not replace us. You will fear us! #solareclipse#nashville#vegan#veganaf
(Actual email exchange between me and my mom) Me: Thanks for the portobellos. I made mushroom parm with homemade mozzarella. (Picture attached) Mom: They look really good. Too bad I don't like mushrooms.