Back to the adventures of random shit. Today I did the press which goes overhead and I'm still terrible at them. Special appearance by my best friend old Chinese man. We go all the way back to the opium wars. Let me tell you, this man is down as fuck for some opium. We would stroll for thots in the underground crime world of Hong Kong. Every single whore house knew him by his name old Chinese man. He would get into fight with the transsexual whores because he refused to pay extra for the penis. He hated karate and would say it was just jap wizardry and trickery and would fight the whores using only kung fu. He would always tell me that the best whores had kisses that tasted like kirkland brand pretzels. How I miss him.
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Hello les gens 😊
Je sais sa fait méga longtemps que je n'est pas publier... 😔😔😔
J'ai eu un mois d'octobre qui a vraiment très très mal commencer... 😥😥😥 Ma 2 ème crotte 💩💩 d'amour ma fait le coup d'avaler une barrette à cheveux 😱😱😱 qu'elle angoisse pour moi... des médecins super nul qui mon fait la misère...😣 je vais vous passer les détails.. En gros qui dit angoisse pour moi dit prise de poids même sans manger des cochonneries... 😔😣😣
A partir de demain je reprend le sport mais à la maison vue que c'est les vacances 😁😁 Bon j'espère être à la hauteur quand même 💪💪💪 Je vous dit a demain en attendant c'est ma dernière soirée tranquille Hahaha 😂😂 Bisous à vous les gens 😙😙😙 #basicfitfr#basicfitfrance#onlacherien#dernieresoiree#sportwear#squatlife#squat#onreprend#sport#petitlapin
Throw back to the first day, of my very first day doing the 21 day fix extreme workout.
I didn't even have a sports bra to wear. I was wearing a stretchy nursing bra with a spandex feeling spaghetti strap folded up over it to keep the girls from wacking me in the face.
I didn't know a damn thing about proper nutrition, portion control, exercise, or how drinking daily super foods would completely change my life. The only thing I did know, was how to have a little faith. I was scared out of my mind to fail, but decided to commit myself to a simple program, and to JUST DO IT.
Who would have thought that the girl on the left, who knew nothing about being healthy, would become the girl on the right, today. In just 2 years. If I can do this, SO CAN YOU. Have a little faith in the incredible woman that you are.
Don't let the fear of failure over come you, if you have been thinking about joining me on this journey, now is the time. The holidays are just around the corner, and I have an incredible promo open to 7 more beautiful ladies.
Message me or leave your email if you are interested in becoming the best possible version of yourself. You don't have to know anything about anything to commit. I'm here to help you figure it out!
Let's go into the New Year without having to start over!