Hi, I’m honored to be holding the official ENTER RURAL SCENE book launch at @etain_underthings in February! The party is ERS’s birthday and Edna St. Vincent Millay‘s too. I wish she could be there, but we’ll be celebrating art and writing by women, trans and queer artists in her honor. Keep your eyes out for more info. 🌹🌹🌹🌹
Dear Diary Had to go shopping for a new pizza slicer after breaking mine in two (I forget just how powerful I am at times). Avoided a case of option paralysis because there were only two pizza slicers on offer, I treated myself and opted for the expensive one - £4. Thought I’d have a crack at using Apple Pay after setting it up years ago but never having any reason to use it. So I’m stood at the till, wallet in one hand (debit card in wallet), phone in the other. I’m fumbling with my phone whilst trying to remember what to do (double click home button... I remember). This is not progress, I’ll stick with my bank card. At least I’m not using a watch to pay for stuff, I’ve never seen anyone using an Apple Watch to buy things and maintain their dignity. Turns out there is an age restriction on buying a pizza slicer and I haven’t brought any ID, what if no one believes I’m over 18 (it might happen). What does anyone think I’m going to do with a pizza slicer, rob a petrol station?! Having said that I do know a guy who held up a petrol station with a hammer. Still, we’ve only just had Christmas so at least I won’t have to buy deodorant for a couple of months.