"I open the closet door where mom put her St Nicolas stocking because I smelled chocolate inside. I was successful in getting the chocolate but mom's stocking that grandma handmade 30 years ago suffered the consequences. PS mom is pissed and I'm grounded" #groundedforlife#thisiswhywecanthavenicethings
Yesterday was an ordeal and a half. After mechanical problems in the morning and a slower than normal day, we went to pull out of our spot last night and something immediately felt wrong. After getting a block or two down the road, we pulled over and got out to check the tires. Upon inspection, in the dark, we thought we’d somehow popped our driver side rear inner tire. After a moment of panic, we realized the piece of rubber we were seeing was actually the base of a traffic cone.
By pure, nearly unbelievable chance, we’d knocked over a cone and it had fallen so perfectly in line with the set of tires that it got wedged up in-between them, and the weight of the bus rolling over on it pushed it up as far as it could go, only stopping when it hit the wheel well. About five or so inches of it were sticking out. After playing tug-o-war with it and a 15k pound bus, we eventually won, and claimed our trophy. Bisected fetal mummified pigs for scale.
This is our last day at Las Vegas Oddities, and we’ve had an absolute blast being here. Vanessa and Miranda have been amazing hosts, and we’d love to come back in the future. In the meantime, come on down and visit us and them for some freaky last minute gift shopping, and grab a drink across the street at ReBAR ($1 beers til 3pm every day!) or next door at Velveteen Rabbit.
We’ve loved Vegas so far, and we’re looking around for some new hosts before we leave at the end of the month. We also just hit 666 likes on Facebook, so keep your eyes peeled and on ice for an upcoming giveaway on our FB page.
RANT: I’m going to preface this with saying that I’ve seen how the media is so quick to unfairly shred Taylor for anything and everything she does at this point (e.g. I can’t even think about the backlash for her Birthday post without shaking). With that said, there is no one to blame for this article but the select few Swifties who brought this upon our community and to be honest, I am angry. I’m angry because Taylor created this beautiful app for us to grow even closer as a community and have the opportunity to engage with her more, and in less than a week this is what happens. I tend to be a political person myself and I fully support people having their own opinions whether I agree with them or not, but there is a time and place for that and The Swift Life is NOT it. Simply put, there is no room for bigotry in this community. How can anyone call themselves a Swiftie and spit in the face of everything Taylor stands for. I don’t know who these people have been looking up to, because the Taylor I know selflessly loves everyone in her life, she doesn’t judge, she creates a safe space for those who don’t otherwise have one, and she sure as hell doesn’t put others down because of their differences. THAT is the example we should all strive to emulate. Anything less is a disgrace to Taylor and a disgrace to this community. Whether you like it or not, we represent Taylor to the world and everything we do reflects on her. Now let’s show her the respect she deserves and do better. We need to do better. #ThisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings
[ Here's a toast to my REAL friends
They don't care about what he said, she said
And here's to my baby, he ain't reading what they call me lately
And here's to my momma, had to listen to all this drama
This is why we can't have nice things (guys)
Because you want them
I had to take them away - ay - ay ⚡️] .
"I'm the #1 Star Wars fan. I thought you were good Rian Johnson... but you're not good. You're just another lying ol' dirty birdy! Luke didn't throw away the COCKADOODIE LIGHTSABER! And no Star Wars characters make jokes all the time! THEY DO NOT! And you say the hero just SLIPPED AWAY! SLIPPED AWAY? HE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU DID IT! YOU MURDERED MY JEDI!"