Part 2 of my non inspirational New Years posts:
Started 2018 upon a rooftop in LA, editing the day of a lifetime into 60 short seconds. In fact, they could’ve been long seconds - the fact of the matter is, a second is a second. Silly me. #happynewyear
Part 1 of my non-inspirational New Years posts:
Ended 2017 doing two brilliant things, both of which I fully intend to do a lot more of in the future.
1) Wore a bright pink velour t-shirt, which contrary to what you may think, was both practical and highly fashionable.
2) Spent time with these absolutely wonderful humans @thenickcrompton @espositooalessio
JOE’S RANDOM CHRISTMAS THOUGHT
This video perfectly encapsulates the many emotional nuances of childbirth: initially, unbridled joy and excitement that the baby is coming out, followed by fear and genuine emotional pain as you realise you actually need to look after it for awhile. Finally, @jgadams_ demonstrates the ‘giving up and running into the distance’ stage.
Disclaimer: this is NOT how I think childbirth plays out and, moreover, I would never profess to know. It’s just little old me getting cold feet (lol, I always get cold feet) in snow meltwater.
Merry Christmas! 🎅 🎄 ⛄️
On this day the sun shone through my ears, meaning that I have thinner ears than 63% of the world’s population. This means that 46% have thicker ears than me. The remaining 1% unfortunately don’t have ears. The extra 10% are due to poor maths on my part, and can count themselves lucky I’ve brought them into existence.
For 20 minutes in Mallorca, we did something beautiful. The rest of the weekend was filled with unspeakable debauchery. Thank you for being born @marcellofabiano_ , let’s do it again sometime. #stargirl
Got up at 4am and biked 100km to this temple, braving Vietnamese lorry drivers whilst thinking each corner would be my last. The last corner was in fact my last, because then I arrived at the temple. #nam#brave