happy thanksgiving all you pizza lards, im thankful we could find each other in this crazy crazy world. since youre prolly starving, here's a lil number for those leftovers. and cuz food waste is even less sexy than the sweats ive been rockin the past day and a half (link in bio @epicurious) #peace#and#blessings
Confirmed: the pretty, manicured people of Palm Springs do in fact eat pizza, it's just consumed somewhere between $16 muesli and $21 lactose-free dark chocolate ganache with an avocado garnish. And you can pretty much always bank on there being a gluten-free crust option for somewhere in the neighborhood of $4 because #yahs#money
Exhibit A: The Smoked Greens pizza from @birbaps which feats. serrano peps, green olives and smoked mozzarella. And if you're not into that sort of thing, it's ok, the zoodles on the right are for you.
Not featured: roasted cauliflower that I want to describe as "dank" but calling a vegetable "dank" feels weird so I will refrain.
If you're into ~aesthetics~ or whatever, the vibe here was 12/10. Woulda been a 13/10 but I wasn't celebrating 30 years of marriage or anything special and had consumed a tiki drink down the street at @bootleggertiki prior to dining.
P.s.: thanks @shevoyages for being my date
*recieves 11 new messages from @dimps329*
"Just a classic cheese and sausage from John’s Pizzeria on Western if you need content. I️ left the mini table top on, but you can probably just say something like “Double tap dat table top”...or something like that. 🍕👍🏻" TRUE FRIENDS KEEP THE MINI PIZZA TABLE ON FOR THEIR FRIENDS PIZZA SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS
When the zza may or may not have given you food poisoning but you're willing to look past it because it's pretty but most importantly it has a great personality #pizzasofinsta#pizza#pizza 🍕 📷: @katystank