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    Randy Epley
    @randyepley

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For the last several years I've been involved with New York's 'Big Brother Program'. Yeah, every Sunday this eighty-year-old man picks me up and takes me to baseball games.
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#parenting #parents #father #children #adoption #son #family #kids #seniors #grandfather #benevolent #life #love #friendly #baseball #fun #activity #kindness #lol #funny #joke #humor #standup #comedy
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Here's a history quiz question for you. What famous person in history said this: "Honey, I smell smoke. Did you leave the oven on?" --- That was Eva Braun. (Too soon?)
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#cooking #food #kitchen #History #fire #safety #sick #twisted #smoke #controversial #badtaste #dinner #baking #Hitler #Nazi #couples #marriage #lol #funny #joke #humor #standup #comedy
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It's the 'THANK GODZILLA IT'S SUNDAY' Show! Enjoy a little sexual misconduct at the "Comedy Dungeon"! Tonight (Sunday) at 8:30. /
Jazz on the Park Hostel --- 36 W 106th St (between Central Park West and Manhattan Ave) UWS / Subway: B, C to 103rd St. [Free + BYOB]
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#comedy #show #standup  #horror #scifi #monsters #kiss #dating #entertainment #fun #activities #NewYork #spooky #pickup #hookup #scandal #humor #events #vintage #flashback #love @eventbrite #meetup #funny #lol #free #NYC #standupcomedy
. - - It's the 'THANK GODZILLA IT'S SUNDAY' Show! Enjoy a little sexual misconduct at the "Comedy Dungeon"! Tonight (Sunday) at 8:30. / Jazz on the Park Hostel --- 36 W 106th St (between Central Park West and Manhattan Ave) UWS / Subway: B, C to 103rd St. [Free + BYOB] - - #comedy  #show  #standup  #horror  #scifi  #monsters  #kiss  #dating  #entertainment  #fun  #activities  #NewYork  #spooky  #pickup  #hookup  #scandal  #humor  #events  #vintage  #flashback  #love  @eventbrite #meetup  #funny  #lol  #free  #NYC  #standupcomedy 
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[Awkward Crowd Work] ... "Anyway, getting back to ... [A guy in the audience gets up for the third time to use the bathroom] ... This guy has a bowel problem. Maybe it's a bladder problem. Maybe he has an enlarged prostate, Better have that checked. (That's one way to endear yourself to the audience.)" -
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#comedy #comic #comedian #bathroom #toilet #insult #roast #heckler #loser #show #hygiene #scatological #lol #funny #joke #humor #standup
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"I remember whenever I 'd bring a date home, of course I'd always have to introduce her to my father --- 'cause you know, my dad's a pimp."
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#dating #parents #relationship #family #romance #sex #singles #hookup #father #dad #pickup #scandal #teenagers #teens #girlfriend #love #nostalgia #lol #funny #joke #standup #comedy #humor
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Ya know what my two 400 pound sisters like to do for fun, and make a little money on the side? Whenever they travel they like to sit next to each other in the 'emergency exit row' and refuse to move. --- And all the flight attendants and everyone on the plane pitches in to get 'em the Hell outa there and move 'em somewhere else!
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#flight #airlines #travel #fat #fitness #weight #emergency #prank #scam #tourism #fun #plane #safety #lol #joke #stunt #comedy #humor #money
. - - Ya know what my two 400 pound sisters like to do for fun, and make a little money on the side? Whenever they travel they like to sit next to each other in the 'emergency exit row' and refuse to move. --- And all the flight attendants and everyone on the plane pitches in to get 'em the Hell outa there and move 'em somewhere else! - - #flight  #airlines  #travel  #fat  #fitness  #weight  #emergency  #prank  #scam  #tourism  #fun  #plane  #safety  #lol  #joke  #stunt  #comedy  #humor  #money 
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My Uncle Fred is a big gun rights advocate and an outdoorsman, but he says he only shoots what he eats. Which is why I'm glad he stopped inviting me over for dinner. I kept finding buckshot in my mashed potatoes!
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#hunting #guns #food #foodie #cooking #eating dining #animals #outdoors #fishing #Thanksgiving #joke #humor #comedy #lol #funny #standup #farm #dinner #dining #camping