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    Randy Epley
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The first time I had sex was pretty romantic. It was in front of a roaring fire. Unfortunately the girl I was with didn't think it was that romantic. ---- Of course it was HER house that was burning down.
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#sex #dating #love #FirstDates #singles #pickup #romance #relationship #joke #fire #comedy #loser #dumb #twisted #nostalgia #flashback #sick #hookup #teens #puberty #teenagers #LOL #funny #humor #standup
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"I remember asking my dad why we only went to church on Christmas and Easter ---- He said it was a 'time share'!"
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#religion #faith #Christmas #joke #God #atheist #church #comedy #father #LOL #family #humor #Christian #Bible #Easter #hotels #vacation #lazy #cheap #dad #parents #parenting #childhood #nostalgia
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This is a snip from an old 'personality quiz' article I wrote for 'CRACKED' magazine titled "I'm OK" --->
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#dating #comedy @cracked #QuestionsINeedAnswersTo #comics #psychology #therapy #ComicCon #LOL #humor #CRACKED #MAD #magazines #psychiatry #jealousy #flirting #couples #theaters #singles #funny #joke #vintage #loser
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Now we're gonna bring up our headliner. Oh by the way, Jimi Hendrix called. He had to cancel. Oh, but Buddy Holly's on his way --- though his plane's having some technical problems.
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#comic #comedian #show #rock #musician #aviation #flight #plane #crash #humor #comedy #LOL #emcee #host #introduction #Hendrix #Woodstock #history #music #performance #entertainment #sick #joke #standup
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I just got a new roommate through Craigs List. Yeah, that was a mistake. I misread her ad. I thought it said 'in her spare time she enjoys modeling' --- Turns out she enjoys 'yodeling'! (She's driving me nuts!)
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#roommate #NYC #beauty #apartment #modeling #singing #loser #hobbies #humor #comedy #funny #Swiss #hobby #neighbors #living #rooms #LOL #joke #standup
Stick Your Head In And See The "Comedy Dungeon" Show tonight! (Sunday) at 8:30.
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Jazz on the Park Hostel --- 36 W 106th St (between Central Park West and Manhattan Ave) Upper West Side / Subway: B, C to 103rd St. [Free!]
Stick Your Head In And See The "Comedy Dungeon" Show tonight! (Sunday) at 8:30. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jazz on the Park Hostel --- 36 W 106th St (between Central Park West and Manhattan Ave) Upper West Side / Subway: B, C to 103rd St. [Free!]
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I got a date on-line and we met at this exclusive, posh, expensive restaurant in midtown, and I couldn't help but think she was bullimic. You know how bullimics will eat and eat and eat, then immediately excuse themselves from the table and go to the Ladies Room and throw up? Well, that's what she did --- but she didn't even bother to excuse herself from the table! (It was like a scene from "The Exorcist"!)
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#dining #dating #food #foodie #sick #singles #cooking #meetup #dinner #comedy #humor #joke #diet #weightloss #weight #restaurant #firstdate #date #funny #standup
. - - I got a date on-line and we met at this exclusive, posh, expensive restaurant in midtown, and I couldn't help but think she was bullimic. You know how bullimics will eat and eat and eat, then immediately excuse themselves from the table and go to the Ladies Room and throw up? Well, that's what she did --- but she didn't even bother to excuse herself from the table! (It was like a scene from "The Exorcist"!) - - #dining  #dating  #food  #foodie  #sick  #singles  #cooking  #meetup  #dinner  #comedy  #humor  #joke  #diet  #weightloss  #weight  #restaurant  #firstdate  #date  #funny  #standup