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I recently received @bakeinaminute and I'm SO excited to try a bunch of recipes, and to create my own. 
The first thing I used it for was a classic toasted bun for my "breaded" veal parm sandwich -- delish. 
And SO easy to mix!
I can already tell this is gonna be a staple around here...
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I recently received @bakeinaminute and I'm SO excited to try a bunch of recipes, and to create my own. The first thing I used it for was a classic toasted bun for my "breaded" veal parm sandwich -- delish. And SO easy to mix! I can already tell this is gonna be a staple around here... πŸ‘Œ
Hi keto fam πŸ‘‹
Here's my dinner this eve: pork schnitzel (pounded pork loin covered with mayo, then crushed pork rinds and almond flour, seasoning), side of mung bean pasta with creamy pesto and mushroom sauce. I put some on my pork too. 
This. Was. Great. 
And for real: 2 pounded out peices of loin cost me 1.70. πŸŽ‰πŸ†
Hi keto fam πŸ‘‹ Here's my dinner this eve: pork schnitzel (pounded pork loin covered with mayo, then crushed pork rinds and almond flour, seasoning), side of mung bean pasta with creamy pesto and mushroom sauce. I put some on my pork too. This. Was. Great. And for real: 2 pounded out peices of loin cost me 1.70. πŸŽ‰πŸ†
#facetofacefriday 
I recently recreated a photo that was taken when I hit my heaviest after my back injury. 2 months after this i started my fitness journey, and ended up getting injured AGAIN and gained alot of my efforts back. But this was the heaviest. 
Sidenote: those pants were TIGHT and really the only thing that fit me at that time. Now, I can wiggle out of them when they're still clasped!!
I love before and afters SO MUCH ❀
#facetofacefriday  I recently recreated a photo that was taken when I hit my heaviest after my back injury. 2 months after this i started my fitness journey, and ended up getting injured AGAIN and gained alot of my efforts back. But this was the heaviest. Sidenote: those pants were TIGHT and really the only thing that fit me at that time. Now, I can wiggle out of them when they're still clasped!! I love before and afters SO MUCH ❀
#omad
Way too much cheese but the haloumi was on its way out so I had to use it. No regrets!
(flatout pizza with pep and chedder)
#omad  Way too much cheese but the haloumi was on its way out so I had to use it. No regrets! (flatout pizza with pep and chedder)
#keto πŸ’
Fat/protein plate. 
All I wanted after feeling poopy for the last few days. 
Nap timeeee
❀
Fat/protein plate. All I wanted after feeling poopy for the last few days. Nap timeeee ❀
I did a 24hr fast after I ate my feelings last night. No, not as penance - I don't punish myself for food choices. But because I didn't feel well, or hungry until I got home from work. 
I made a CHOICE, knowing I wouldn't feel well today, but my carbage would comfort me when I needed it. And life moves on. 
Mung bean pasta topped with creamy pesto with roasted mushrooms and zucchini. 
Incredible πŸ’š
I did a 24hr fast after I ate my feelings last night. No, not as penance - I don't punish myself for food choices. But because I didn't feel well, or hungry until I got home from work. I made a CHOICE, knowing I wouldn't feel well today, but my carbage would comfort me when I needed it. And life moves on. Mung bean pasta topped with creamy pesto with roasted mushrooms and zucchini. Incredible πŸ’š
Tried out #zeroodle mung bean pasta and it's gooooood! I enjoy it better than shiritaki/konjac I think. More al dente bite like reg pasta and I like that!
90s buttery-garlicky bread on the side πŸ’ƒ
Tried out #zeroodle  mung bean pasta and it's gooooood! I enjoy it better than shiritaki/konjac I think. More al dente bite like reg pasta and I like that! 90s buttery-garlicky bread on the side πŸ’ƒ
#flatoutbrekkiepizza πŸ’šπŸ’›
I was hungry! And needed some food for a long day of finishing a commissioned piece with very sore hands (from my forging weekend).
2 teeny avos with salt, pepper, garlic powder mashed and spread into a toasty flat out wrap. Topped with fried ham, 2 eggs and some parmesean. 
Green eggs and ham? Pretty close!
And one of my favourite meals EVER πŸŽ‰
#flatoutbrekkiepizza  πŸ’šπŸ’› I was hungry! And needed some food for a long day of finishing a commissioned piece with very sore hands (from my forging weekend). 2 teeny avos with salt, pepper, garlic powder mashed and spread into a toasty flat out wrap. Topped with fried ham, 2 eggs and some parmesean. Green eggs and ham? Pretty close! And one of my favourite meals EVER πŸŽ‰
Hi guyssss!
Went forging in the country this weekend and pretty much lived off meat sticks, cheese, diet cola and my stellar blacksmithing abilities! πŸ˜‚
Back on schedule this week, but thought I'd stop in tonight to say hi ❀
Hi guyssss! Went forging in the country this weekend and pretty much lived off meat sticks, cheese, diet cola and my stellar blacksmithing abilities! πŸ˜‚ Back on schedule this week, but thought I'd stop in tonight to say hi ❀
Isn't this the cutest wittle avocado?! I mean...I wish there was MORE, but it's cuuuute πŸ’š
Isn't this the cutest wittle avocado?! I mean...I wish there was MORE, but it's cuuuute πŸ’š
I'm VERY excited about this. 
I don't use a lot of sweetener, I just like a wee bit in my tea. 
I've tried stevia, a few erythritols, swerve and other randoms - all have that weird aftertaste or cooling flavour. Not the worst but not great.
THIS THOUGH!
Monk fruit is sweet but delicate, no sugar alcohols, no weird flavour, prebiotic and extra fibre! It's delicious, and expensive, but so very worth it πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
I'm VERY excited about this. I don't use a lot of sweetener, I just like a wee bit in my tea. I've tried stevia, a few erythritols, swerve and other randoms - all have that weird aftertaste or cooling flavour. Not the worst but not great. THIS THOUGH! Monk fruit is sweet but delicate, no sugar alcohols, no weird flavour, prebiotic and extra fibre! It's delicious, and expensive, but so very worth it πŸ’šπŸ’šπŸ’š
Tried #flatoutbread for the first time! Nearly got Joseph's lavash like I've seen all over IG, but I didn't jive with the ingredients they use...
This was super good! Also got a different bread to try, and mini pizza crusts!
@lowcarbgrocery haul makes me happy ❀
Tried #flatoutbread  for the first time! Nearly got Joseph's lavash like I've seen all over IG, but I didn't jive with the ingredients they use... This was super good! Also got a different bread to try, and mini pizza crusts! @lowcarbgrocery haul makes me happy ❀
So I roasted a whole chicken but was so excited I took this picture only apparently lol
Not shown: the gravy I made from drippings and konjac flour (thickener!), buffalo sauce, all the skin I ate off the rest of the bird, and the sugar-free chocolate square I had after πŸ˜‡
On the side we have a small amount of brocc/cauli covered in a delightful cheesey sauce. πŸ’₯BOOMπŸ’₯
So I roasted a whole chicken but was so excited I took this picture only apparently lol Not shown: the gravy I made from drippings and konjac flour (thickener!), buffalo sauce, all the skin I ate off the rest of the bird, and the sugar-free chocolate square I had after πŸ˜‡ On the side we have a small amount of brocc/cauli covered in a delightful cheesey sauce. πŸ’₯BOOMπŸ’₯
3rd takeout this week. 
Thank goodness tomorrow is grocery day!
But tbh, this is one of the best choices - poke bowl!
I wanted some carbage tonight since I've been feeling pretty off. Taro chips ftw πŸ’ͺ
Seaweed, avo, ahi tuna, pickled onions over taro chips. β€πŸ’šβ€πŸ’š
3rd takeout this week. Thank goodness tomorrow is grocery day! But tbh, this is one of the best choices - poke bowl! I wanted some carbage tonight since I've been feeling pretty off. Taro chips ftw πŸ’ͺ Seaweed, avo, ahi tuna, pickled onions over taro chips. β€πŸ’šβ€πŸ’š
So for my first meal, I didn't know if I wanted breakfast or lunch - so I made both πŸ’
Breakie pizza (#yucatanguacamole, fried ham, egg, parm)
And trad pizza (spiced passata, cremini mushroom, mozz, pepperoni)
Both on #mamalupe low carb tortillas.
Life lesson: if you can't decide, have both. (this applies to literally anything)
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So for my first meal, I didn't know if I wanted breakfast or lunch - so I made both πŸ’ Breakie pizza (#yucatanguacamole , fried ham, egg, parm) And trad pizza (spiced passata, cremini mushroom, mozz, pepperoni) Both on #mamalupe  low carb tortillas. Life lesson: if you can't decide, have both. (this applies to literally anything) πŸ’«β€πŸ’ƒ
I'm not proud of this mcdouble on top of a mighty angus burger, but it's BEEN A WEEK. 
I added a small amount of grated cheese to my #90secbread which was pretty decent, thankfully. 
I'm stuffed. I'm tired. I'm gross. But still keto πŸ’πŸ˜΄
I'm not proud of this mcdouble on top of a mighty angus burger, but it's BEEN A WEEK. I added a small amount of grated cheese to my #90secbread  which was pretty decent, thankfully. I'm stuffed. I'm tired. I'm gross. But still keto πŸ’πŸ˜΄
It's been a busy, exhausting week.
No share-worthy news except I tried #chipotle for the first time! Haha
I didn't bring anything with me to work, so I ordered a burrito bowl, no rice/beans, extra chicken, cheese, romaine. 
This shows the 1/4 I scraped out and mixed in the lid! This thing was like 6 damn pounds! 
I ate it for lunch and dinner, and it was really good. 
10/10 would again. πŸŽ‰
It's been a busy, exhausting week. No share-worthy news except I tried #chipotle  for the first time! Haha I didn't bring anything with me to work, so I ordered a burrito bowl, no rice/beans, extra chicken, cheese, romaine. This shows the 1/4 I scraped out and mixed in the lid! This thing was like 6 damn pounds! I ate it for lunch and dinner, and it was really good. 10/10 would again. πŸŽ‰