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It's not IG pretty, but it was EXACTLY what I wanted tonight. 
Garlic porkrind/parm breaded crispy chicken in a caesar with a generous helping of  #reneesdressing. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
It's not IG pretty, but it was EXACTLY what I wanted tonight. Garlic porkrind/parm breaded crispy chicken in a caesar with a generous helping of #reneesdressing . πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘
Breakfast. 
This will probably tide me over until dinner after work. 
Flax bread, tiny bit of mayo, halal chicken bacon, small avo and eggs. Lots of himalayan salt and ghee.
❀
Breakfast. This will probably tide me over until dinner after work. Flax bread, tiny bit of mayo, halal chicken bacon, small avo and eggs. Lots of himalayan salt and ghee. ❀
➑SWIPE!➑
So guys. I bought the biggest freaking Portobello mushroom I have ever seen in real life. 
So I turned it into a pizza!
(obvs)
Honestly, last time I made fathead it was so hard to eat. I'm finding it wayyyyy too rich for my taste now and all that cheese makes me feel gross. 
I made it a lot when I first started keto months ago, but I just can't do it anymore! But this: this is a great substitute! My stomach feels just fiiiine 😍❀
➑SWIPE!➑ So guys. I bought the biggest freaking Portobello mushroom I have ever seen in real life. So I turned it into a pizza! (obvs) Honestly, last time I made fathead it was so hard to eat. I'm finding it wayyyyy too rich for my taste now and all that cheese makes me feel gross. I made it a lot when I first started keto months ago, but I just can't do it anymore! But this: this is a great substitute! My stomach feels just fiiiine 😍❀
Big Mac Dogs?
Yeah, why not!
First meal of the day and it's a weird one, but no regrets πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
Edit: the buns are cheese, egg and coconut flour. I'm trying to play with "bread" recipes a little to consume less cheese. Not because I don't LOVE IT, but because I don't feel well after too much 😷)
Big Mac Dogs? Yeah, why not! First meal of the day and it's a weird one, but no regrets πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ Edit: the buns are cheese, egg and coconut flour. I'm trying to play with "bread" recipes a little to consume less cheese. Not because I don't LOVE IT, but because I don't feel well after too much 😷)
#currentview tagged by the lovely @momma.eats.fat πŸ’«
Date Night! (pic an hour old, forgive me! Haha)
New sushi resto in our hood - it was SO GOOD and may have to be a monthly occurrence πŸ™Š
(we'll see how I do with sushi rice!)
But let's take a second to also admire this BEAUTY table
😍🍣❀
Lets see your views, babes!!
#currentview  tagged by the lovely @momma.eats.fat πŸ’« Date Night! (pic an hour old, forgive me! Haha) New sushi resto in our hood - it was SO GOOD and may have to be a monthly occurrence πŸ™Š (we'll see how I do with sushi rice!) But let's take a second to also admire this BEAUTY table 😍🍣❀ Lets see your views, babes!!
Breakfast was πŸ”₯
#fatheadpizza
A couple goodies gathered on my walk home + a sad dog who is upset I bought him zero things πŸ˜’ ➑
Also grabbed a lettuce wrapped burg from a&w cause YOLO πŸ’
A couple goodies gathered on my walk home + a sad dog who is upset I bought him zero things πŸ˜’ ➑ Also grabbed a lettuce wrapped burg from a&w cause YOLO πŸ’
A simple breakfast of #90secbread with an egg/cheese/bacon and sugar free ketchup. Side of blubes πŸ’ƒ
This should hold me over until dinner..hopefully!
A simple breakfast of #90secbread  with an egg/cheese/bacon and sugar free ketchup. Side of blubes πŸ’ƒ This should hold me over until dinner..hopefully!
#ketofacetofacefriday πŸ™ˆ
The left is nearly 2 years ago and the right is last weekend. I definitely had to sew the dress to fit my waistline now! But the most noticeable is my face! 
I'm not sure how much weight difference is between the 2 pics but I'm guessing about 25lbs. 
I LOVE comparing photos - it makes me feel so proud!!
#ketorules ❀
#ketofacetofacefriday  πŸ™ˆ The left is nearly 2 years ago and the right is last weekend. I definitely had to sew the dress to fit my waistline now! But the most noticeable is my face! I'm not sure how much weight difference is between the 2 pics but I'm guessing about 25lbs. I LOVE comparing photos - it makes me feel so proud!! #ketorules  ❀
Man, I rely on "carbs" through this week of hormonal craziness. 
But: this sandwich is probably around 4 or 5 net carbs (I don't track) and it tastes and FEELS like carby goodness I'm craving like crazy!! I'll end my dinner with a couple sugar free chocolates to tame that other beast πŸ˜‚πŸ«
#chickensaladsteez
Man, I rely on "carbs" through this week of hormonal craziness. But: this sandwich is probably around 4 or 5 net carbs (I don't track) and it tastes and FEELS like carby goodness I'm craving like crazy!! I'll end my dinner with a couple sugar free chocolates to tame that other beast πŸ˜‚πŸ« #chickensaladsteez 
Here's what you call a "So Much Damn Cheese" Quesadilla. 
Salsa and cheese. 2 low carb tortillas. Guac/sourcream. 
Fast and dirty. 
Just how I like it 😎
Here's what you call a "So Much Damn Cheese" Quesadilla. Salsa and cheese. 2 low carb tortillas. Guac/sourcream. Fast and dirty. Just how I like it 😎
Welcome to the most boring video on IG!
Walked to work with my breakfast today cause I much prefer walking 40mins over the 25min subway ride, and I was running late!
Here we have #90secbread with cheese, an egg, and a small πŸ’¦ of sugar free ketchup. 
Quick and easy while I listened to the newest ep of @healthfulpursuit, and unknowlingly walked right by her guest Joelle's clinic @kernelofwisdom
Small world πŸ’œπŸ˜Ž
Welcome to the most boring video on IG! Walked to work with my breakfast today cause I much prefer walking 40mins over the 25min subway ride, and I was running late! Here we have #90secbread  with cheese, an egg, and a small πŸ’¦ of sugar free ketchup. Quick and easy while I listened to the newest ep of @healthfulpursuit, and unknowlingly walked right by her guest Joelle's clinic @kernelofwisdom Small world πŸ’œπŸ˜Ž
Chicken club sammie on flax bread with bacon weave, y'all πŸ’
I thought of this about an hour before I left work and was SO excited to make/eat it by the time I got home, I turned the oven on before I even took off my shoes πŸ˜‚
SUPER GOOD!
πŸ’šβ€πŸ’š
Chicken club sammie on flax bread with bacon weave, y'all πŸ’ I thought of this about an hour before I left work and was SO excited to make/eat it by the time I got home, I turned the oven on before I even took off my shoes πŸ˜‚ SUPER GOOD! πŸ’šβ€πŸ’š
Chicken wings are so beautiful.
πŸ—β€πŸ—β€πŸ—β€πŸ—β€πŸ—
(and delicious as all hell πŸ’)
Chicken wings are so beautiful. πŸ—β€πŸ—β€πŸ—β€πŸ—β€πŸ— (and delicious as all hell πŸ’)
Pms means insatiable guts - I can't stop eating! 
Chicken crust pizza with creamy pesto sauce, mush, brocc, bacon and mozz. Side caesar and almond milk. By candlelight cause I know how to romance myself πŸ’β€πŸ”₯
Pms means insatiable guts - I can't stop eating! Chicken crust pizza with creamy pesto sauce, mush, brocc, bacon and mozz. Side caesar and almond milk. By candlelight cause I know how to romance myself πŸ’β€πŸ”₯
Lunchies!
Natural hotdogs on @cheeseisthenewbread cheese buns: one with ketchup, mustard, mayo, the other with caesar and chives. 
Side of broccoli/cabbage slaw
πŸ’ƒβœ¨
Lunchies! Natural hotdogs on @cheeseisthenewbread cheese buns: one with ketchup, mustard, mayo, the other with caesar and chives. Side of broccoli/cabbage slaw πŸ’ƒβœ¨
Travelled this weekend and brought some stir fry on the bus lol
The wedding I attended had so many food options, staying keto was easy! And DELICIOUS! 
No food pics, so here's the sunset from the reception.
πŸ’œβ€πŸ’™
Travelled this weekend and brought some stir fry on the bus lol The wedding I attended had so many food options, staying keto was easy! And DELICIOUS! No food pics, so here's the sunset from the reception. πŸ’œβ€πŸ’™
Up close and personal with my sexy dinner 😏
I tried #miraclenoodle rice with a broccoli/cabbage/carrot mix, ground beef, sambal, soy sauce, garlic all cooked in sesame oil and topped with the toasty seeds.
I only had a small amount and was stuffed! Very glad I have leftovers πŸ”₯😍
(nope, no recipe - I wing it πŸ’)
Up close and personal with my sexy dinner 😏 I tried #miraclenoodle  rice with a broccoli/cabbage/carrot mix, ground beef, sambal, soy sauce, garlic all cooked in sesame oil and topped with the toasty seeds. I only had a small amount and was stuffed! Very glad I have leftovers πŸ”₯😍 (nope, no recipe - I wing it πŸ’)