I’m on two sweet shows this week with real dope lineups. Tomorrow, at Garcia Brogans in my home town of Waltham! The host knows that I’m from Waltham so if none of you show up he’ll think I’m a real loser. Saturday’s show at Laugh Boston is sold out!!! Betches who Brunch! 🙋🏼💃🏼👯 #betches#standup#comedy#bostoncomedy#thingstodoinboston @laughboston @garciabroganswaltham
A businessman asked me to do 15 minutes of standup comedy for $100 at Ocean Prime last night. I did about 3 before he interrupted me. This was the best (but hardest) $100 I’ve ever earned in comedy. Also, @lauren_vaccaro had a push up contest with him... see previous post. The manager of Ocean Prime came over to let us know “Ocean Prime is NOT that kind of place.” I love my friends so much. 👯💃🏻💃🏼🤷🏼♀️ #StandUpRules#Comedy#HundoSpot#AlligatorHands#Dead #💀
It’s @jewelz508’s second favorite Boston comedian’s birthday today! So you should wish @willnoonanthecomedian a happy birthday. Will will be accepting gift cards to Cumberland Farms. Thanks for making us laugh, Will. You mad old. 🎁🎉🎊🎈
If anyone is confused by the difference between trying to “seduce” and trying to RAPE... I’m happy to give you this hot tip... seduction doesn’t leave one party feeling powerless and scared. Please feel free to ask questions if you’re confused.